THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆

My Red Flags Are Big But My Boobs Are Bigger!!!

[ The woman makes a show of fussily dusting off her dress before she turns to address the stranger. Her eyes are big and bright, and a wide smile abruptly spreads across her face. ]

🕊️ Well, howdy there, honeybun! Li'l ol' Cerise didn't expect ta have an audience soon as she got off the carriage~!!

[ A rattling sound can be heard, steadily approaching... An entire horse-drawn carriage is pulling up. It's practically straight out of a Disney movie. ]

[ As the vehicle comes to a stop, the door swings open. A woman in a deep red dress steps out, gloved hand lifting her big hoop skirt as she
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man fuck yiu

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hey whats up guys.

ok i dont know whats going on ever

[ Oh, that's nice... That's a nice feeling... For some reason it almost makes him want to cry. Instead, though, he just hugs her real firmly. ]

(Hee hee... Of course. No problem at all...!)

] hey .hey guys . kicks a rock

(I think you're a real sweet lady, too, Ms. Tenna.)

[ Maintaining that big smile. Then it hesitates a little. Apprehension briefly flickers across its face, but... after a moment of fidgeting with his sleeves, he timidly opens his arms to offer a hug. ]

[ His usual smile finally makes its appearance, wide and gap-toothed and practically radiant. ]

(That's right...! And, even if things don't quite work out the way you wanted... at least you know you tried. That counts for a lot.)

(... It might be.)

[ Sincerity shines up at her in those big round eyes, all fear forgotten in the moment. ]

(But... I really, truly hope it's not. And, more than anything... I think you should try.)

[ It looks down, for a moment. That small hand finds hers carefully. ]

(... Fear is a really powerful thing, I think. Looking back and knowing that it was wrong is the first step to making amends, the best you can.)

[ Strange, to hear this from the mouth of a boy who hasn't even hit puberty yet. ]

(...)

[ He seems to be relaxing a little, now that there's something other than his fear to focus his attention on. Big round yellow eyes peer up at her. ]

(... Well, we all make mistakes. Right? I think... just about everyone's done something they aren't proud of.)

[ She can feel his hand shaking, but he's deliberately keeping it in place. ]

(I'm— I'm really, really sorry. I... feel awful f-for making you feel bad. Haha, I came over to comfort you in the first place...)

(No! No, no, I really mean it...!)

[ In a sudden burst of bravery, he reaches out and puts a little gloved hand on her arm. ]

(I-It's... It's not you, Ms. T-Tenna.)

／／　local idiot from hell realizes he has to make content for his own oc (me, it’s Me!)

(I'm sorry...! I-I'm really sorry, it's not your fault, I promise you...! You— You've been very nice so far, and I... I'm sorry for reacting this way...)

] Breaking : worlds kindest and normalest boy actually does have terrible underlying issues

[ Oh, god. Flinching horribly. Logically, he knows she's not going to hurt him. That doesn't overwrite its instinct. ]

(O-Oh, um...! H-Haha, right, of— of course...!! I-I mean, I didn't think you were, just... It's okay...!!)

[ It shakes its head, tugging at its hood a little. He's still trying to inch closer to her without hyperventilating. She's nice. She's nice. She's literally nice. ]

(H-Haha, I guess I don't...!)

] oh NO IM NOT DOJNGTHAT👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎

] i was referring to the old tv part ( tenna ) ( tenna reference )

] i misremembered the date on the post. two weeks and a half approximately

(N-No...! No, I...)

[ Yes, actually! But this is a problem exclusive to him. He feels terrible. ]

(... I'm j-just, um. I— I don't really... I usually... a-avoid... electronics. I'm— I'm sorry...!)

] dear me from two months ago: you are not gonna believe whats gonna happen to you in about a week and a half

i never made jt past the second grade . the only reason i know how to write and spell is bbecause i read so many books

] old ass interaction from twt that i think is fucking hilarious

] boy calm. boy calm.

(I'm... I'm a good listener.)

[ Swallowing nervously, it inches toward her, almost as though he's afraid she's going to bite him. He's shivering. ]