Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Bought a house

Memory unlocked: I know I'm better organized these days (I'm still terribly disorganized, but better!) because I remembered back in the old days I would periodically have "paper avalanches" because of all the papers I would stack on top of each other (mainly caused by slick, non-8.5"x11" papers).

Our street is also narrower than required, because it's a private road and not town maintained.

Rumor has it that the builder found a loophole in the town planning requirements that allowed them to cram in more single family homes than allowed: the houses are [allegedly] connected by a foundation below grade. The shared foundation apparently defines them as "townhouse" vs "single family home."

Pro: We have a Really Fuckin' Nice Place.

Con: It's a bottomless pit that we throw money into.

Full disclosure: We own our place free and clear, but yes, there is always, ALWAYS, something that needs fixing/upgrading because our builder bullt these using cheapest most basic materials they could. Since we've lived here we've upgraded our deck, windows, insulation, HVAC, and there's more to do.

"You don't own the house, the house owns you."

Perfect

Tagline: "Nothing's Happening!"

They say they don't exist!? See a unicorn, post a unicorn! No AI! ✨️🦄✨️

First Partner Stream!! 🎉

Drawing my things and hanging out with
@ashcoyote.bsky.social @kaceyfish.bsky.social and @miyagami.bsky.social

www.twitch.tv/thatfreckles

@everyone ok chat i might actually be scrambling to get into furcationland so that means i need **MONEY!!** please come to me with any commissions that you might want to get, **i will accept based off what it is and my energy level!** **im entertaining ANY commission offers:** digital, traditional, masks, clay, potions, badges, ychs, prints, sketch shop ETC so please reach out if youre interested in something!

Please consider reaching out! i need to get some money to make sure this can go smoothly if i follow through with this!

(ill be figuring out what im doing tonight or tomorrow!)

#furry #furryart #commsopen #fursale

Screenshot of queermajority.bsky.social blocked by me.

Huh. I went to block them and saw I already had them blocked. My hooves are _extra_ shiny and sexy today.

When I see folks doing sketchy alt-right shit, I don't care how many rainbow flags they have in their bio.

We've seen this movie before.

Xydexx Squeakypony used to have his own credit card.

Not yet.....

I mean, it's possible. Xydexx can change shape when he reforms, so he could put an inflation valve (or valves) anywhere... on his nipples... cock... tailhole... all of the above... 😊

Bringing that unicorn-in-a-human-costume vibe to the table. 😊

[Running out to pick up lunch]

Me: "Pickup for Karl... uh... I mean..."

Them: "For who?"

Me: "Sorry... pickup for Xydexx Unicorn."

Me [internally]: "Damn, I used my human name, haha."

I giggled about it the whole way back.

Those are at Thorns, the pooltoy BDSM club down the street. 😈

pooltoy strip club

I am a pooltoy strip club manager.

Ooh, bonk me..... 😊

[fart with bass reverb dot mp3]

Wow. Could probably very easily use a toilet paper roll spray-painted silver to make it, too.

OK pooltoy.

Unless..........

Warning label next to inflation valve: Do not overinflate.

Me: That label won't stop me because I can't read.

That is also absolutely lovely.
😍😍😍😍😍

No, it's an actual pooltoy valve.