Xydexx Unicorn 🦄💕🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

😍😍😍😍😍 and instead of the balloon it's me, and he's being mean about it.

Good news, he's also public domain, so folks can write as many stories as they want about him. -:)

"The Big, Bad Wolf is a villainous, giant wolf who appears in many fables and fairy tales. In the story of the Three Little Pigs, he displays the ability to exhale large amounts of air."

BEST VILLAIN

Big Bad Wolf [blowing into Xydexx's muzzle]: *fsssh!*

Xydexx [overinflating instantly in helpless ecstasy, barely having time to let out an adorable little equine squeak of pleasure that sounds something like]: Mmph! 😍

He'll huff and puff and blow ME...

Idea: Big Bad Wolf who not only blows down houses, but also blows up pooltoys.

AND IS NOT AT ALL GENTLE ABOUT IT.

Big Bad Wolf who grabs me with his big strong arms, seals his muzzle against mine, and huffs and puffkisses me until I overinflate, airgasm, and explode.

Yaaay! I mean oh no!

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love weird furries 4ever love u guys ur my friends,,,!!!!!&&&$

It's like the folks who say they'd rather vote for a bowl of shit than Trumpy, and when you ask if we can please offer something better than a bowl of shit, they tell you to shut up and eat your shit.

They wanna try to eke out a win by a 1% margin by wooing Republicans instead of landslide victory.

I mean, they have a point: One party wants to do terrible things to us, and the other party doesn't want to do anything to stop them from doing terrible things to us. See? They're not the same. 🙃

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alright. it's time to sit down and DRAW LIKE CRAZY!!!!! I want these ideas on PAPER!!!!!!!!!!

As an aside to this, I love the juxtaposition between big snarly ferocious monster thing versus the sweet innocent adorable pooltoy who wants to romance it. 😊

Does the monster have big pointy teeth and especially pointy claws?

Asking for a pooltoy furry friend who is me.

“He who fights with monsters might take care, lest he thereby become a monster fucker.”

“And if you gaze for long into its abyss, the monster will be all like, ‘the fuck you waiting for?’”

Xydexx rounds a corner in the bouncy castle maze, and gets inflated by a big sexy pooltoy zebra just enough to immobilize him.

Xydexx squirms and blushes. The zebra looks directly into his eyes, slowing the speed on the air harpoon.

"I'm going to enjoy this," the zebra says, "and so are you."

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Or just have the fetishy stuff deliberate and intentional.

The most popular sport in my world is a PvP game where pooltoy furries inflate each other with air harpoons, and they're 100% doing it on purpose.

Horny? Yes, and unapologetic and honest about it, because it's what they signed up for. 😊

The entire point of the game is to inflate or be inflated.

They knew what they signed up for. 😊

I like it because it's a different vibe when the reason is not "oh no, I am through some Rube Goldberg set of coincidences getting inflated somehow, gosh."

It is entirely intentional. They are doing it on purpose. They know it can have horny consequences, and are 100% unapologetic about it. 😈😍

I made a world where the most popular sport is a PvP game held in a huge bouncy castle maze where teams of pooltoy furries compete to inflate each other with air harpoons. 😊

Go on... 😍

Don't let any of these photorealists tell you otherwise!

I will never stop being horny on mane. 💜

Conservative males probably wouldn't be so uptight if they wanked once in a while.

Good. I will increase the fucking sqrking. 😍

There's only one you and you should enjoy your body as much as you can. 😊

I like masturbating. It upsets the nazis and other No-Fun-Allowed types, and that makes it even hotter. 😊

Masturbation is good and fun. 😊

fun fact: graham crackers and cornflakes were both invented by anti-masturbation activists as bland foods to calm the passions

and I think it's beautiful that we have taken those things and turned them into s'mores and Tony The Tiger erotic fan art

Still you

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