Robin

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

The date of the nuclear war in Threads.

lol WWIII started a few days before this lmao

Screen grab of the post above showing 69 likes. Nice.

I wanted to like... But well, it's just too nice

matt goodwin tweet from late last night saying: "Matt Goodwin @GoodwinMJ.1d X They said I criticised Manchester This was a lie They said I have no local roots This was a lie They said I committed fraud This was a lie They said I am paid by Russia This was a lie They said I am "racist" This was a lie They said I am "sexist" This was a lie They said my research was dodgy This was a lie"

Caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
Even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
Even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
Saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)

Manchester Green Party graphic on a green background with hannah spencer. it’s a green win! the gorton and denton residents chose hope, not hate. here’s to change. thank you very much to all of our volunteers that helped elect hannah, our 5th Green MP and 1st in the north!

✅ Hope HAS WON!

💪 Only the GREENS can take on Farage

🇬🇧 Politics has changed forever

🪠 Hannah the Plumber is now Hannah Spencer the MP for Gorton and Denton!

🐝 The FIRST NORTHERN GREEN MP

🥀 Labour have been replaced

🚫 Reform's rise has been halted. Hate has been defeated.

Will the media extrapolate the numbers on this by-election with headlines predicting the Green party will win the next General election? Because that's exactly what they'd be doing had Reform won.

Looks more like a dandy

BBC Sport: Team GB face uphill task for four-man bobsleigh medal.

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how bobsleigh works.

Living la Vida loca on a Friday night.

I'm now compiling a playlist in my head of songs with launderettes in the video

hi jesus here. big up my fellow christians and a happy ash wednesday to you all. I'll be dropping a tomb unboxing video soon for my patreon subscribers. in the meantime please like and subscribe to the bible. stay holy followers 🙏

Sensational

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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We’ve been fortunate enough to have a room overlooking Whitby harbour. The RNLI have just gone out. It’s fucking freezing with a really horrible wind. They’re volunteers. VOLUNTEERS. Those racist cowards who denigrate them and their work need fucking keel hauling. Daily. Hourly.

That "But thank you" at the end is just plain murder. Absolute queen.

A post by someone named Noah Revoy: Women need the boundaries of the patriarchy and a mission in life which is usually a husband, children and home. Absence such structures they malfunction and destroy civilizations.

Is there a dating app to meet these women because malfunctioning civilization destroyers is kind of my type.

Won’t be using the word “loaned” until Easter; I’m giving up synonyms for Lent

Ban all headlights. It was ok during the blitz, and then nobody gets dazzled

No VAT on 4:3 aspect CRT televisions. Kids are getting oblong eyes from wide flat screens*

*Source - lying Ryan down the pub

Bring back old fashioned incandescent lightbulbs by banning LED bulbs. The half second delay for lights coming on costs the economy £400bn a year* in wasted time

*source - lying Ryan down the pub

Meta patents AI that takes over a dead person’s account to keep posting and chatting - Dexerto Meta has been granted a patent outlining an AI system capable of simulating a user’s activity on social media to post after their death.

Sounds horrifying, but you can see Meta’s thinking… After all, who’s going to share all the vaguely racist memes, AI vids and ‘who remembers this?’ bullshit on Facebook when the boomer generation is gone?

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All Your Base, slight remaster 25 years ago today, Bad_CRC posted the primordial meme video "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" on Newgrounds. In honor of this important anniversary, I downloaded the original Flash SWF file from Inter...

Happy 25th anniversary, All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

I'm not especially opposed to driverless cabs, but I'm fucked if I'm giving up my ancestral British right to cross the road anywhere if it's safe for me to do so. "Jaywalking" isn't a thing or a crime here, techbros, so your magic cars will have to learn to deal with that.

Britain’s Story: The Next Chapter - BBC Royal Charter Review, Green Paper and public consultation

This is the Gov looking for your input on the BBC. It takes a while to complete (15/20 mins) but it’s pretty comprehensive and covers most aspects.

Please share. I’m surprised many people haven’t seen it yet.

www.gov.uk/government/c...

Victoria Embankment this morning. Why should hard working cyclists taxes go on these wide car lanes when motorists don't bother using them?

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands folded . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands folded. The man is Jimmy Savile

Now then, now then

Ratcliffe says sorry his language 'offended some people' after criticism of immigration comments - live updates The Man Utd co-owner says it's important to talk about

Maybe he should apologise for being racist being as that's what's offended people, not his choice of words.

I'd rather have an immigrant for a neighbour than a selfish bitter tax exile

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Police release CCTV image after calculators worth £879 stolen in Lancaster The theft took place on December 18

Lt Frank Columbo of the LAPD told reporters “There’s something about this case that doesn’t add up”

Oh yes... Many many times, often even after looking at the forecast and then somehow ignoring it completely!!

This is the day that Beavis and Butthead became safe streets advocates and joined The War On Cars.