Nikki Woolfolk

Nikki Woolfolk

@nikkiwoolfolk.bsky.social

Librarian. Author. Queer. Steampunk Chocolatier. A latchkey kid raised on film noir, cozy mysteries, and gritty detective novels.

399 Followers 244 Following 242 Posts Joined Aug 2023
4 months ago

I've been making pate de fruit these last few weeks. So far I have Pear Yuzu and Mirabelle.

I think I will make Mulberry next.

What create things are you doing/working on?

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5 months ago

I texted Nerd and told him I was craving a Croque Monsieur. He asked me what it was and described the French ham and cheese sammich to him.

Now he wants one too!
πŸ˜‰

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5 months ago

Don't tell anyone but I think I have a little crush on Samin Nosrat.

She's beautiful, creative, warm, and friendly.

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6 months ago

I'm looking for some scifi, fantasy series to watch. Bonus if it has mystery elements.

What shows do you suggest I watch?

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7 months ago

Didja know that humans have the same amount of vertebrae as a giraffe?

Now ya do.

You're welcome.

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7 months ago

Yesssssss. That drop in the belly, that feeling of dread you feel...love it.

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7 months ago

I always know I'm gonna like a movie when I get chills from watching the trailer. Same for TV shows too.

You... how can you tell you're gonna like a TV show or movie?

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7 months ago

Besides me does anyone else see elephants and want to lotion their skin?

Just me? Okay.

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8 months ago

I love watching ASMR with ladies being kind to me. Offering tea, providing tips on how to look my best, them sharing how they like to relax.

Should I be embarrassed?

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8 months ago

My doctor says I'm Vitamin D deficient. She said, If you were a Victorian child we'd say you have rickets.

I told her rickets sounds posh.

She did not agree.

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8 months ago

I stumbled onto Sabrina Carpenter and like that Espresso song.

I can't sing it because I don't know the words except for Espresso.

Something, something, something... espresso... something, something, something.... espresso...

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8 months ago

What's your favorite comfort show to watch?

Recently I rewatched EUREKA and GREASE: Rise of the Pink Ladies

How about you?

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8 months ago

Am I the only one who loved Olivia Newton-Jones and John Travolta in the movie TWO OF A KIND?

And the soundtrack was fiyah!

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8 months ago

Ha! Ain't that the truth?!

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8 months ago

Story time.

An abusive ex found me on FB and told me that they now know Hoodoo and are gonna come after me.

25 yrs ago I cast a mirror spell. Meaning that whatever they wished on me reflected back on them.

Go ahead.

#CleverConjurer

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8 months ago

I woke up late and my plan had been to get to SIFT bake shop early.

I waited a while in line and got my standard bakery item- chocolate croissant.

It was flaky in all the right spots and chocolatey where it counted.

It was worth the wait and long drive.

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8 months ago

Okay, New England has the fall and the lobster roll on lock.

That said, there are a few ways lobster rolls are presented. I have discovered that I'm a butter and lobster roll kinda person.

Bad for my cholesterol but great for my taste buds.

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8 months ago

Just link me y'all's current playlist.

I'll get my new supply of music that way.

:)

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8 months ago

Hybrid, Lindsey Sterling, Zero 7, Ronald Jenkins, Glitch Mob...

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8 months ago

I'm older and I haven't refreshed my playlist with more modern music.

Help me out.

What current musicians and music should I be listening to?

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8 months ago

My new favorite thing on the clock app is when opera singers refer to a composer's work as a "banger".

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8 months ago

Who's a film director or writer you like? Why?

I'll go first.

Wes Anderson.

He directs the actors to show little emotion on their face, but the dialogue does the heavy lifting.

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9 months ago

Just so we're clear...

The library and librarians are not neutral.

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9 months ago

So far California Grrl is holding up. I admit to feeling odd when I discard some of the batch to make room for fresh flour.

I may need a few more days to build up my starter. It doesn't have a lot of bubbles yet.

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9 months ago

I did it! I finally started my sourdough starter.

California Girl is alive!

Okay not fully. It's only day 3.

But still...go me for doing the thing!

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9 months ago

There's a wasp in the library causing a ruckus.

Be proud of me not burning this place down or going the way of my character Alex in my novel MISE EN DEATH.

#halp
#knockedout

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9 months ago

I read the OP and thought:

And?

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9 months ago

I know I'm behind by several years but should I share my California Girl Sourdough Starter adventure?

And yes, that's what I'm naming it.

California Grrrrrrrrrrl

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9 months ago

Nerd: I wonder why hot water sounds different than cold when it's poured.

Me: The hot water is fat.

Nerd: (looks it up) How water has more viscosity.

Me: Like I said, the water is fatter.

Nerd: That's not-

Me: Fat Water!!!

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9 months ago

I think I figured out how to make a sourdough starter that will taste like the kind I had as a kid growing up in California.

The problem is that I'm so afraid of doing it wrong that I haven't started.

I hate this feeling.

How do y'all psych yourself into doing the thing?

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