Having a lot of ideation but I also have a tummy ache so like… maybe that’s why I wanna just give up.
did you know if you say “my cocaine” while a dick is in your mouth it sounds like michael caine saying his own name
I slept all day, then had 2 drinks on an empty stomach followed by a gay bar sandwich. I am now home taking medicine and regretting all my choices.
fat trans people should get one million dollars for free no strings attached thank u
Root and toot until nothing remains.
Originally they were called “cock Coppolas,” but they changed it to deflect nepotism accusations.
Might be extremely depressed?
Boyfriend made me get out of bed, just because it’s 2pm. Bleh.
Existing is exhausting.
The problem of leisure
What to do for pleasure?
This week is the first time since 1964 that two *different* versions of “Yakety Sax” are in the Top 10.
Dragged into Bisexual Lighting
STACY. STACY. AHHHHHH. AHHHHH. AHHHHHHHH.
I can pay for your conversion therapy.
When you’re down
And troubled
And you need some wet, wet ham.
Trans sex workers are not only hot but they’re also universally hilarious. Thanks, team: you make me laugh from both ends (cumming is laughing with your junk)
Man I’m gonna fucking get killed because some Nazi who’s never met a trans person got a boner from a Dylan Mulvaney post and decided we all have to pay.
It’s perfectly fine if the state agrees we don’t exist.
I slept like 11 hours last night and I could do it again.
Loose dicks sink tits.
We start kikiing at the gay bar and you tell me “I don’t wanna get involved in barn drama,” I will absolutely shut the fuck up and move onto where you got “barn drama” from.
Choking to death on FFX-2 because Paine’s dick is too big.
Moratorium on tgirls dying, sorry.
Well don’t do that.
Don’t do it, you’re already hot.
Could never do sex work because I couldn’t look at my own body long enough to edit anything. Also I am very lazy.
I know people are very sensitive about the use of the word “genocide” but the attempts to medically eliminate trans children is very clearly meets the standard because they are trying to eliminate a population and also they know some of those kids are going to kill themselves
Oh my god Robert Pattinson is so fucking hot ugh.
Oh babe. That was just a dress and tights. I’m glad you made it.
THIS IS SO TRUE
