Rory Unemplory

Rory Unemplory

@zealousagain.bsky.social

The doom that came to Bluesky. Transitioning in my 30s. Non-practicing Jew. Vaguely defined Leftist. She / Her. I will not ask you for money; do not accept scammers

2,796 Followers 1,538 Following 38,930 Posts Joined Jun 2023
31 minutes ago

GUH

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47 minutes ago

That’s a real ally.

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48 minutes ago

When do I get my promo copy.

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51 minutes ago

SO YA SEE SHE DISGUISES HERSELF AS A JAPANESE MAN BECAUSE OF A REASON WE’LL THINK OF LATER. WOW, THIS CHEESEBURGER IS STUPENDOUS. MORTALITY IS A GRIM PUPPETEER.

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1 hour ago

Kimya Dawson-fronted experimental grindcore band à la Eye doing vocals in Naked City.

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8 hours ago

I don't think cis people can comprehend how radicalising it is to spend any significant portion of your life wanting to not be alive until the solution you find happens to be the same one that western civilization suddenly decides it wants to kill you for taking

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2 hours ago

What’s that sludge band from Oklahoma called?

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2 hours ago

Watching The Mummy (1999) and saying “oh, I get it, the joke is racism” every time the joke is racism.

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4 hours ago

Yeah but then we’re setting ourselves up for “somehow, Joanne returned”

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4 hours ago

Buh. I’m sorry.

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4 hours ago

Spending my time on something useful (thinking up band names and then putting them into Discogs to see if there’s already a band with that name).

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4 hours ago

Oh surely.

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4 hours ago

Every occasion? I’d like 200 Buzz Balls for a funeral, please.

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4 hours ago

“The final Horcrux? It’s you, Supreme Leader.”

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4 hours ago

This but I get stoned and eat 3 dinners and 2 desserts.

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6 hours ago

Jews are targeted in shuls & online.

Brown & Black people are abducted and sent to concentration camps.

Muslims are openly targeted by politicians.

Activists & journalists are targeted by the FBI.

Trans & queer people are being outlawed.

We are in this together. This is why solidarity matters.

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4 hours ago

Sex is just better if I really have to pee

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4 hours ago

If the door is open and the light is off that means the bathroom is unoccupied? Like, if you’re gonna take a bath in the dark, light some candles and lock the damn door.

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5 hours ago

friday the 13th everyone leave out some milk and cookies for freddie kegel🙏

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5 hours ago

Hwæt.

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5 hours ago

Closest comparison I can think of is Deadguy, and I like them, so no reason for me to not dig Botch. Used to think it was too techy for me, now I’m unsure.

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5 hours ago

My Chinese Telephones shirt
My Coke Bust longsleeve
My Government Warning “No Moderation” shirt.

I miss you all

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6 hours ago
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i think this is one of the most load bearing posts of the modern internet and everyone who needs to hear it won't listen

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5 hours ago

After dismissing Glassjaw as crap and Poison the Well as not for me, I am now revisiting Botch and Cave In. Let’s see if it’s in the Rory wheelhouse.

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5 hours ago

If it makes you feel any better I am currently listening to Poison the Well and going “this was fine until the sung chorus.”

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5 hours ago

Pretty firmly in the “no clean singing” camp, sorry!

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5 hours ago

Listened to Glassjaw after literal decades of avoiding. Turns out I was right.

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6 hours ago

Going back in time to tell newly-cracked me not to sell all her old band t-shirts. You can crop them, Past Rory! You can crop them!!

(RIP numerous late-00s punk band shirts)

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7 hours ago

BREAKING: you’re a faggot

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7 hours ago

Yeah I started HRT at 12/14 and now I’m at 16. That’s what 80lbs directly to the hips and thighs will do.

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