Rory Unemplory

I asked my therapist at 21 if maybe I was gay and that was why I was so miserable and so drawn to queer spaces. It was dismissed almost immediately with “well are you attracted to men?” I didn’t transition for another decade, because clearly I was just a weird straight guy.

Gotta have your ferments.

Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge!

Definitely gives me “oh she’s effortlessly cool and I’m me” feelings that are very high school. I hate being this old and this immature.

I just think this girl’s really cool, but every time I’ve tried to engage her it’s like a “oh honey you’re trying so hard. Embarrassing.”

Yeah nah. No to an internet stranger who’s not even local.

I appreciate that near the end when the soldier is panicking and ranting he relates his favorite Simpsons joke *and* it’s a good one.

“What are they infected with?”
“Rage.”

JUST FUCKING SAY IT’S SUPER HEMORRHAGIC RABIES AND IT’S EXTREMELY CONTAGIOUS FUCK.

This sounds absolutely insane, and upon looking it up, looks terrible.

You’d think being a failure would be less stressful than being a success. I guess can’t compare objectively, considering I’ve never been successful.

You’d be hot enough that the FBI would send Dale Cooper in to investigate.

Incorrect on both counts.

I can’t balance like that! I’d hate to disappoint her.

I need a boy to want me. Like a boy boy. A he/him boy. One with tattoos.

Doing my best not to say “if there was a way to simp for you that would make you interested in me I would do it” under someone’s nude. Damn internet people, you’re so cool and sexy.

Pokemon font thingy saying i just pissed myself

Interview with the Vampire is *real good*. Halfway through the first season tonight.

You’re not gross. You’re really pretty!

X is probably my favorite game, although it has *plenty* of flaws. 8 is *rough*, because it swung for the fences and missed real hard.

I don’t dream of a world with allies, I dream of a world where you aren’t allowed to hurt us.

I need a list of movies where racist characters are brutally killed onscreen.

YouTube video by Chokehold - Topic Kill Me

Kill me.

YouTube video by Culture - Topic Born Of You

You, you fill my gut with rage. Disgust, forever born of you.

Never listened to pop emo.

I wish they’d just fucking declare us illegal and send my ass to prison or a death camp. I’m tired of waiting for someone to care. I’m tired of knowing that whatever I do will be seen as unreasonable or crazy.

I am not yet directly affected by all of the shit that’s been happening, but knowing that people like me are having their lives ruined gets fucking exhausting. The dread over when it will hit me hangs over my head. This is getting so difficult and it’s hard to keep going.

New shows coming to Paramount/HBO:
- A Knight of the Seven Mountains of Heaven
- Dune: Prophecy of Jesus Christ
- The White Nationalist Lotus
- John Oliver's Last Week
- Harry Potter

The generic AI trans positivity post needs to be fucking eviscerated by some academic paper. “It’s not about changing - it’s about becoming.” Fuck off fuck off fuck off.

You know, if I hadn’t read Moonflow I would still be able to look at this photo and know “damn, this queer likes big women.”

Trans genocide is happening. It's real. We need help.