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All you metroid fans complaining about "giant empty desert where all you do is break green crystals" should be grateful, in donkey kong bananza it costs 20 additional dollars to break green crystals

in honor of Danny Phantom getting into Fortnite, here are several gifs from my 2020 shitpost "Do The Phantom"

I think I'll play all the metroid games now for the first time so I can fall in love and have my heart broken and empathize even more with all the fans

it's Jack Black from Tenacious D Inward Singing

obligatory

Ballroom plans leak

who up yomming they kippur

I hope the next spiderverse movie features a version of Spiderman who shoots webbing exclusively out of his urethra

one time I dreamt my grandma was good friends with David Bowie but like specifically as the Goblin King and he was just a really nice chill guy and gave me a ride to the dentist

Workshopping slurs for ghosts (feel free to add)
-ecties/ectoids
-spects (derived from "specter")
-rishies (from "apparition")
-sheets
-wailers
-slugs (they can't cross a salt line)

me 6 months into a job after being unemployed (able to work on creative things) for several years:

it's crazy how google's current ad campaign is "just ask google" at a time when they've decided to systematically ensure google is the least helpful and accurate it's ever been

Since the Bible says no one will know what the rapture date will be, could you hypothetically postpone it indefinitely simply by predicting it will be every day for the next trillion years

Ummmm... guys? You MIGHT wanna take a look at this...
(I'm watching the part of the grapefruit method video where she makes the funny noises)

two men wearing suits and top hats are standing next to each other . ALT: two men wearing suits and top hats are standing next to each other .

Aww are somebody's borogoves all mimsy?

bro's slithy toves really are gyring and gimbling in the wabe 💀💀💀

I was rigging an insect wing and got a little carried away with the lighting

thank you :')

i think it would be cool if i got anything for this

the only Clanker I fuck with

it's ok to hit yourself in the head with a hammer if you've got nothing to lose

imagine if apple were currently charging like $800 for an iphone 8

ok they already fucked it up www.dexerto.com/youtube/yout...

if she keeps up at the rate she's been going, soon she'll be able to use basic tools and pass the mirror test

wow I'm thrilled the creator of my favorite lesbians has seen this