@udgetime.bsky.social
I make stupid shit youtube.com/c/Udge
It was really stupid of me to sign up for reddit on valentine's day
15.02.2026 06:28 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
10.02.2026 20:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
drinking King K. Rool beer
06.02.2026 01:16 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Mr. Incredible is in Hell.
04.02.2026 19:41 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I keep going on tiktok, seeing this, and being like "oh right yeah" and just closing the app
because what do you MEAN you're updating ToS and Privacy Policy regarding collecting location right now π€¨
what else would you play on switch online, genuinely asking
mario kart? splatoon? mario party?
10.01.2026 06:18 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
End of an Era (I'm not paying for laggy online p2p smash anymore)
08.01.2026 21:08 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
End of an Era (I'm not gonna pay for laggy p2p online smash anymore)
08.01.2026 21:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Po vs. Tai Lung but Po flexes his butt cheeks before almost every action
22.12.2025 05:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
this game's really good I love the part where you have to be a morphine ball on the chorizo
13.12.2025 01:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wait wtf?? Metroid's a girl????
12.12.2025 16:54 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0All you metroid fans complaining about "giant empty desert where all you do is break green crystals" should be grateful, in donkey kong bananza it costs 20 additional dollars to break green crystals
07.12.2025 21:44 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0in honor of Danny Phantom getting into Fortnite, here are several gifs from my 2020 shitpost "Do The Phantom"
06.12.2025 16:53 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0I think I'll play all the metroid games now for the first time so I can fall in love and have my heart broken and empathize even more with all the fans
06.12.2025 04:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1it's Jack Black from Tenacious D Inward Singing
14.11.2025 05:21 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0obligatory
12.11.2025 17:28 β π 754 π 340 π¬ 3 π 2
Ballroom plans leak
29.10.2025 21:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0who up yomming they kippur
27.10.2025 04:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope the next spiderverse movie features a version of Spiderman who shoots webbing exclusively out of his urethra
24.10.2025 15:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one time I dreamt my grandma was good friends with David Bowie but like specifically as the Goblin King and he was just a really nice chill guy and gave me a ride to the dentist
22.10.2025 23:15 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Workshopping slurs for ghosts (feel free to add)
-ecties/ectoids
-spects (derived from "specter")
-rishies (from "apparition")
-sheets
-wailers
-slugs (they can't cross a salt line)
me 6 months into a job after being unemployed (able to work on creative things) for several years:
04.10.2025 16:45 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's crazy how google's current ad campaign is "just ask google" at a time when they've decided to systematically ensure google is the least helpful and accurate it's ever been
01.10.2025 03:07 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Since the Bible says no one will know what the rapture date will be, could you hypothetically postpone it indefinitely simply by predicting it will be every day for the next trillion years
24.09.2025 22:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
