Kris Holcomb

Brandy Wine eating In N Out burger and fries.

This is Brandy. Say hi to her and you too can has cheeseburger.

Child: “We rich, daddy!”
Father: *Laughs in J. Jonah Jameson*

Having a phone as a key would make fixing cars awkward when the repair tech asks the owner to leave their phone with them. Also, what if my phone breaks or I accidentally leave it locked in the car?

Everybody needs to take Waffle House's customer service as a model. They hate the day you were born. They'll take this outside. But they'll serve you up some smothered covered hasbrowns that make you weep for joy.

Hi, dad. I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!

When you go from feeling the effects of dehydration to feeling nothing at all. I hate the feeling of feeling nothing at all. It’s a trap!

i'm white but i'm not "misunderstanding what they not like us means" white

Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic

“”Good lord! I’ve heard about this! Cat juggling!”

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

Raoul Dalmatian ref sheet. He has pink spots and pink question marks that mirror themselves on his bottom, the butt cheeks.

I should have gone with this as a fursuit. Maybe. I just need my Patreon to take off like Team Rocket if I want to make it happen. patreon.com/RascalTemple...

Lucky. Wish I could go.

Check your settings, guys!!

Since I need to update my price sheet but I don’t have graphic design software to make one the conventional way, I’m gonna have to do it another way - Bristol backing paper with scissors and glue.

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕

It would be funny to watch Cuomo leave NY, move to California, try to ingratiate himself with the voters here, and have his ass handed to him again. Unless the pizza doesn’t give him an infarction first.

Why not both?

If I had a nickel for every time I found myself a steel penny, I’d have myself two nickels. Which is exactly how many steel pennies I have in my possession right now. Go figure.

YouTube video by Strange Moon Studios Husker Welcomes you to HELL

youtu.be/lCaipJWqPis?...

a cartoon of a man holding a microphone Alt: The Simpsons meme where McBain says, “That’s the joke.”

Why must the good die young, lord?

Since irony is lost in translation, for legal reasons I must clarify that that’s a joke.

After doing some investigation, I have calculated that it’s cheaper to rent a car to deliver a duct tape dummy than it is to try and ship it. Ow! My wallet!

It’s that time of the month. Me after paying the mortgage.

I’m watching Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Finally, before it leaves Netflix forever since I don’t even have an account.

Take away all the costs (data centers, water consumption, money, etc) of AI and I still wouldn't use an LLM. It produces consistently wrong output. If we put that analogy into manufacturing, it's "I have to QA everything off of the line _without exception_ and I get frequent material waste anyway"

Sorry for being weird it's because I'm weird cat in hat

I invented a new word !

It’s called Plagiarism

Oh! From Nov 1st 2018:

For Quark, Egg Nog’s ingredients are eggs and Nog. It’s a 1:1 by weight mixture, so he’s going to need a lot of eggs to go with his Nog.