the poltergeist at fenway park

I miss raffy

Non-Business Newspapers: "The Unconventional Legal Strategy Trump is Using Against Harvard"

Business Newspapers: "They're ASSAULTING lady liberty. They're SHOOTING the bald eagles. How much longer do we have to deal with these fucking MORONS"

jd mentioned 🥲

hand holding up the hands (which are holding a clear bat MVP trophy) of a tiny ceramic figurine with the Red Sox game in the background and the sign for section 31 above.

new gimmick unlocked

season two takes place on the fourth of july which is also when the furry convention comes to town so here's hoping 🤞🏻

our long national nightmare is finally over

Would have been nice if my building had washed our windows ahead of opening day but oh well

The way I would be vomiting from happiness at second base

accidentally snapped my ray bans in half. Suicide is next

he's doing his best to support nate's cy young campaign

The centering force in Lindor's life is undoubtedly Katia. Lindor brings her up constantly, gushing about her ability to wrangle their kids while he's out hitting 30 homers a year. "I married up," he says, beaming. "I really do think that most successful people in this world have a partner. Whether it's same sex, opposite sex, whatever. I just think most have someone by their side that can keep them true to who they are. Katia has brought that to me."

Mets might've lost, but Francisco Lindor always be winning

today's red sox win is the only "good news" story in the greater boston area this week

Jake ate, I fear

feels weird not having any of jd's bobbleheads out on the shelf this year.

however, a lot of new additions were made! happy opening day!

A's hat that looks like it says "ass"

Rangers hat that says "Tetas"

"Oyster catcher" logo

How can you not love baseball?

Love it

God that place sucks

Wild that it still isn't Sunday

haven't done an ounce of work yet today but I have purchased many little treats for myself

Zoomed in photo of Juan Soto smiling while speaking to David Ortiz before a 2019 World Series game, wearing red Nationals cap and work out jersey

photo of Juan Soto smiling and holding his hand over "21" birthday candles to keep them from blowing out on a cake held by David Ortiz. Before a 2019 World Series game, wearing red Nationals cap and black and red work out t shirt

off topic but omg look at this bb he was such a qt during that postseason run 🥹

bring back steroids!!! bitch!!

jd mentioned !

@liamfennessy.bsky.social feels right up your alley, banner man

hinch and mendy were robbed!!!

pls ask boras to make jd more of a priority this offseason thx

so the rays are just yandy diaz and pete fairbanks now ?

like obvs i know why it happened and why people wanted it to happen but i do NOT like change and i do NOT like seeing the players i like in other team's uniforms

nick pivetta declined the qualifying offer.

in unrelated news, i will be jumping off the zakim bridge this evening.

i wish jd had gotten a qualifying offer bc he would have immediately accepted it and i wouldn't have to wait the entire offseason for him to join a new team, but alas

can't save drafts on here yet, what if i need to double check the spelling of a player's name before i say something mean about him :(