Lenny

Don’t agonize, orcanize 🐳

My home ❤️ we’re trying!

Let’s talk about how I added ice cream to my DoorDash order then panicked as I saw my two drivers starting to converge on the map and inevitably arrive on my porch at the exact same time.

Why yes, I did hide behind the curtains and make them leave everything on the porch.

Love that you understand. It feels so hokey when I try to explain to people but wow, it really shifts your mindset.

This porch… the unscreened part is also a wraparound. Wish I could take it (and the dogs) home with me when I’m done!

It really shouldn’t have to be like this. It’s especially maddening when women champion the policing of their own bodies - I’m sad to say I know more than a few, having grown up and gone to school in the southern US. I want to shake them and scream.

I’d love to tell her how I’m reacting, number one fuck that, number two I’ve voted in every election since I turned 18, number 3 I made the choice to have a bilateral salpingectomy last year since we’re close to having no bodily autonomy and I was worried about losing my access to birth control 👍

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Grateful for the fact that a couple of years ago, I unknowingly changed my life by incorporating gratitude into my daily life. I started saying ‘I appreciate you’ as much as ‘I love you’ to my people and it really shifted my view.

Also, this amazing screened in porch where I’m dogsitting.

Good morning, fellow sentient puffs of stardust 🌞 I hope you have a great day

If you think I want to see your dogs on ANOTHER platform you are entirely correct please show me all your dogs

Like at least once a month. Just in case something has changed and my brain figured it out this time.

insane that nobody has dealt with the hamburglar yet

Montana becomes 1st state to ban TikTok; law likely to be challenged Montana has become the first state to completely ban TikTok. Republican Gov. Greg Gianforte signed the legislation Wednesday. The measure is more sweeping than bans put in place in nearly half the states and by the U.S. federal government that prohibit TikTok on government devices. The law is expected to face legal challenges and become a testing ground for whether it’s possible for a TikTok-free America many national lawmakers have envisioned. TikTok has vowed to fight for Montana residents to be able to use the video-sharing app, which is owned by a Chinese tech company.

Here we go… Montana first state to ban TikTok.

How is this going to affect your marketing?

I don’t always cry in fast food drive thrus but when I do it’s Taco Bell and a Tuesday afternoon

being middle aged is hot now! eat it zoomers!

Oh and then when you date someone that’s *coughs* 15 years your junior, you don’t really think about the age gap until pop culture conversations really smack you in the face

I accidentally said I was 35 today because time is meaningless and I stopped counting/forgot my age, does that count?

Might give my therapist a little childhood trauma today, as a treat.

Hello Bluesky! Social media/digital marketer here. Looking for some good follows and people to connect with. Also in the liquor industry!

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Happy to finally have a new place to put my random, photoless thoughts.