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@haails.bsky.social

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Elon Musk on The Simpsons coming out of a spaceship. Dialogue
Elon: Hello, I'm elon musk 
Homer: Die!

Elon Musk on The Simpsons coming out of a spaceship. Dialogue Elon: Hello, I'm elon musk Homer: Die!

Homer was so real for this

02.07.2023 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1545    πŸ” 322    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

bluesky is too dry. twitter has rate limits. someone just fucking sedate me.

01.07.2023 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i know that’s fuckin right

30.06.2023 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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can you go viral on bluesky for being hot?

30.06.2023 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

further making the point of the meme

14.06.2023 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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wish i could put this on t*itter but my exes stalk my ass on there

14.06.2023 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i wish i logged into bluesky more than once every 3 weeks so i could’ve seen this smh

14.06.2023 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

do people post thirst traps on bluesky or am i going to have to be the pioneer

13.06.2023 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

skeet skeet

07.06.2023 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?????

16.05.2023 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my last skeet was 11 days ago whoops

16.05.2023 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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good grass touching today

05.05.2023 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh god what have i gotten myself into

05.05.2023 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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