Garrett Martin

(feel like a colossal dork typing this but) when Hangman lost the belt the first time it sent him on an almost three year spiral. after tonight’s loss he should win it back almost immediately to underline how he’s changed.

how often do YOU think about the Jane Fonda TV movie where the girl’s legs get cut off by a train

I don’t post much, but I’m doing it now for everyone’s favorite reason: TO SELF PROMOTE!

I’m running a Los Angeles Magic: The Gathering Cube Event in January! We’re almost sold out, and I’m really excited. If you or anyone you know wants to come, please sign up! Or join the discord and talk Magic.

did y’all crush some shit

well damn

apparently it’s spelled Grave Digger. sorry, fake fan here. way more into El Toro Loco.

driving through Calhoun, Ga. and they got goddamn Gravedigger out here in this Walmart parking lot. Gravedigger!

none of you are making any sense

it’s good

important note: Robert Aldrich’s movie Attack features the leading men of two different popular sitcoms cancelled during CBS’s “rural purge” in ‘71. it also has Jack Palance and Lee Marvin.

my wife grew up in MTG’s district. maybe she should run.

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Rocky IV feels like the most “released in July and stayed in theaters until December” movie this side of Top Gun, but now you’re telling me it was a Thanksgiving release?

Tod Frye comparing the 2600 Pac-Man to an issue of Classics Illustrated makes a ton of sense

Yoshi is a Pluribusian hivemind

John Larroquette? Drew Barrymore? Commandant Lassard? Altered States is great at having recognizable faces in blink-and-you’ll-miss-it roles.

between seeing it way too young on HBO and having a handed-down Mad with a parody of it, I probably have a skewed perspective on how popular / notable Altered States was in its day

is this a sequel to “Come Sail Away”

his value wasn’t his criticism but making a lot of people interested in criticism

gonna make that next

“blandly handsome” coined to describe bill hurt

first watched in middle school because the HBO guide had the N tag on it

building my own altered states tank

(of course it’s Sylvester’s house, of course he immediately tries to eat the adorable baby mouse)

is it bad that the Looney Tune character I most relate to is the stork who’s so hungover that he just drops the baby off at the first house he sees

in a nine month span tv gave us The Simpsons, Twin Peaks, and Get a Life. straight downhill from there.

always and forever the best show

pro tip: hate mail doesn’t work if you already hate yourself