Garrett Martin

dude’s having a rough night

who gets to write Tuesdays With Mitchie when Albom hits the same age Morrie was

literary agents: get in touch NOW if you want to rep my Tuesdays With Morrie ripoff full of life lessons learned not from some old guy but from ‘80s shmups

brilliant

YouTube video by TheOneTrueAnswer Steven Flowe Full Entrance

(if you haven’t seen Steven Flowe before) youtu.be/bJ8yUziWQg4?...

nobody should be allowed to do indie wrestling comedy gimmicks unless they come up with something better than Steven Flowe—which is basically an impossible bar to clear

there was a British wrestler who used the name Desmond Wolfe in the US for a year or two, but outside the name the character was more like a Guy Ritchie thing

watching Withnail & I for the first time since ‘99 or 2000. had no idea this was where Nigel McGuinness’s TNA name came from.

Daffy has a nephew? between the unnecessary crossover here and the reference to “Duck Amuck” this short is like modern day IP slop

this very late stage Looney Tune with Daffy, Witch Hazel, and Speedy is pretty terrible

(if you somehow still haven't seen it, either today or when it first blew up years ago) bsky.app/profile/hype...

the Money Plane clip is one of those "will always watch whenever it graces my feed" videos

started the book right now and hear the whole thing in his voice

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

he's the one that looked like every white businessman in an '80s rap video / every senator who wants to outlaw the X-Men

we dig repetition in the music and we're never gonna lose it

YouTube video by Harakiri Diat Station Model Violence - S/T LP

if, like all good people, you miss Total Control, one of them’s got a new record out that’s pretty great youtu.be/IEoB8kNZQ6Q?...

when did they recast Leon Kennedy with Josh Holloway

real shame we’ll never get to hear Mark E. Smith in his 70s, would’ve hit unimagined levels of “the fuck is this guy even talking about”

Remembering Mark E. Smith on his birthday. Here are The Fall performing Big New Prinz live on Tony Wilson's The Other Side of Midnight in 1988

did he know Edouard Carpentier

get you one who can do both (I can do neither)

is the audiobook read in Rush time signatures

I have spent more of my life in the 21st century than the 20th

postseason dingers

Paul Schrader’s Cat People looks amazing and has great music but is otherwise such an inane slog

department store shoe manager; tobacco buyer (no his job wasn’t buying cigarettes, he bought tobacco from farmers for a cigarette company)

was mom’s dad maybe actually working for the outfit

the market doesn't want games as a service, it wants games as small black cartridges with silver stickers on them

the future of games is atari 7800 homebrew