Fake Alaska ™️ fakealaska

Lolllll

10.04.2025 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Clock it

10.04.2025 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We still use this?

10.04.2025 01:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Welcome to the haus of Fake ™️

06.02.2025 19:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman standing in a room with the word hey written on the wall ALT: a woman standing in a room with the word hey written on the wall

22.01.2025 20:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ayyyy muy perra amortzzzz

15.01.2025 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PUSSY COMING SOON 💗

20.12.2024 08:16 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I want Kesha to fuck Orlando bloom and show Katy Perry who’s he really is

27.12.2024 19:40 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What’s tea gorgelintraaa?

26.12.2024 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh heyyyyy

26.12.2024 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When was the audience gonna tell me I got an open invitation to get on hot goss?? @alaskathunderfuck.bsky.social I would love to 💋

12.12.2024 05:34 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s crazy when you think about how many songs you know front to back without ever choosing to listen to it on your own….

03.12.2024 20:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT SONG??!?

29.11.2024 17:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me at $5 fridays:

29.11.2024 17:49 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Omg besties we hit 7 MILLION!!!!

29.11.2024 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re holding space

28.11.2024 09:21 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Western Sky 📍

25.11.2024 13:17 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

OhwoahaheoahahahhhahHh

24.11.2024 21:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Big fat pussy… and I don’t think I can stress this enough. MUFASA

23.11.2024 13:48 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boots though. I have three tanks and agree bowls are abusive as most don’t have filters or a way to have a bubble source and since they don’t have flat ends can’t hold a water heater. Like I want you to know I 100% know where you are coming from and your feelings are valid. It was cunt to me tho.

23.11.2024 06:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think we should be asking what she did with them. Cause plot twist they’re alive and in a bowl now… 🙈

23.11.2024 06:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ok so here’s my thing like I completely 100% agree right… but feeder fish genuinely don’t live long at all. They are not pets they are not for human consumption they are born to die or be eaten by other animals. Those same fish could have easily been floating in the tank the next day in the pet shop

23.11.2024 06:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man talking on a cell phone with the words mom can you pick me up ? i 'm scared ALT: a man talking on a cell phone with the words mom can you pick me up ? i 'm scared

23.11.2024 05:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What if I said the feeder fish shoe was cunt and you bitches are boring. Mind you all this rah rah is coming from the same collective that MADE FUN OF the dead butterflies Asia O’Hara threw in the air. Y’all just can’t stand to see a black queen serve cunt and it shows.

23.11.2024 05:34 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Accounts are randomly being banned… it’s a soft ban

23.11.2024 04:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Officially over X…. Porns being banned people are upset about a feeder fish in a pleaser…. And I still only have 60 followers. RIP

23.11.2024 03:35 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh not this…. On $5 Friday?!?!

23.11.2024 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love you!!!!

23.11.2024 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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