Sonny Side Up 🍳🏳️‍🌈

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The jump scare of getting a friend suggestion that’s a mustachioed daddy and then seeing it’s a former friend that made your life hell in college and is why you turned down a walk-on spot on your university’s national championship winning forensics team

Literally me all day today at every minor thing. Trying again tomorrow! 🙃

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Literally had a student randomly be like “I think you’re the same age as my mom” and we confirmed that I am, in fact, old enough to have a kid in college.

I’m in deep denial that I turn 40 this summer. But I saw an interesting theory about millennial delayed adulthood and that our lives have been one massive trauma response… so we don’t look or act or feel like the adults in the room… but we very much are 🥴

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Fucking love quiche

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I make it a point to never engage. But someone needs to 😌

The ass is the worst - you can roll around a bit on it and help to pressure point the area. Also, highly recommend a trigger point massage cane for all kinds of muscle issues. This is an example, but there are literally a million kinds lol

So, I find that laying on a tennis ball where the pain is oddly helps for me (the human body is so stupid - know exactly what you’re going through)

Shut up 💀😆

I can’t stand weighted blankets. But do you know what works great? Two cats

In college, one of my favorite local restaurant chains turned out to be a money laundering front for Hezbollah - so really, anything is possible

Sometimes I can’t help myself 🥴

Mood

HBD!! 🥳

I clicked it again and immediately got annoyed 🫩

😆😆😆

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I give feedback on your cross-stitch ideas and I’ve never received one (😝😘)

Cash App Taxes does completely free filing for state and federal. Been using it for a few years now and our taxes are actually a bit complex. Works really well

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Having this post under an unlabeled dick pic

🫡😏 gladly lol

🥴🥴🥴

It’s so fucking good though

I’ve been to Greenville in a snowstorm 🥴😅

This hotel is very backrooms and liminal space coded… which is fine…

My complaint is truly that the shower has three temps: cold, tepid, surface of the sun

I was legit concerned with this selfie that we weren’t going to be done before the bottom of the escalator and I was going to fall 🙈

One of my favorite parts of going to this conference is randomly closing three bars with @seemtoggle.bsky.social 🙈😅

I have so many random pics from haunted mansion ride stops 😅

There’s a fencing competition going on this weekend at this convention center - intrusively I want to buy a fencing foil from a vendor 😅 🤺

Why is French onion dip so good 😩