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Michael Kell

@chiburbs.bsky.social

I live with my husband and cockapoo in the suburbs of Chicago. #lgbtq #resist #democrat

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And failed miserably and stands for nothing now.

08.10.2025 04:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"out of hand"?! it's fucking insanity. it's fascism in broad daylight. we already have concentration camps on american soil!

08.10.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Herschel Walker has been confirmed as the U.S. Bahamas Ambassador. Itโ€™s been reported that just as soon as Herschel learns to to tie his own shoes without help, he will begin a program teaching young people to tie theirs.

08.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1535    ๐Ÿ” 302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Chicago is one of the truly great American cities and Texas is a giant mini-mall

07.10.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 96    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.

07.10.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12214    ๐Ÿ” 5333    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 593    ๐Ÿ“Œ 574
Screenshot of Netflix Inc. (NASDAQ: NFLX) stock summary on October 7. The closing price is $1,191.06 USD, up +27.75 (2.39%) for the day. The dayโ€™s trading range shows a low of $1,177.46 and a high of $1,201.36. Previous close was $1,163.31. Market cap is $506.11B, P/E ratio is 50.75, with no dividend yield. The 52-week high is $1,341.15 and the 52-week low is $677.88. A line graph shows intraday stock price movement, peaking above $1,190 before settling at the closing price.

Screenshot of Netflix Inc. (NASDAQ: NFLX) stock summary on October 7. The closing price is $1,191.06 USD, up +27.75 (2.39%) for the day. The dayโ€™s trading range shows a low of $1,177.46 and a high of $1,201.36. Previous close was $1,163.31. Market cap is $506.11B, P/E ratio is 50.75, with no dividend yield. The 52-week high is $1,341.15 and the 52-week low is $677.88. A line graph shows intraday stock price movement, peaking above $1,190 before settling at the closing price.

Libs of Tiktok, Elon Musk, and Robbie Starbuck put everything they had into trying to push a boycott of Netflix over LGBTQ characters in their shows.

Netflix ignored them and the stock is back up. Turns out bots don't actually cancel accounts.

07.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2403    ๐Ÿ” 466    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

i think they think if they suck up to him and compliment him he won't come after them (or their country) even though we've seen time and again he will destroy anyone if/when it suits him even if they were a devoted cultist

08.10.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He just really really fucked up.

07.10.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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Congratulations to the United States for making the Human Rights Watch list for the first time in 249 years under the leadership of Donald Trump, just in time for his regime to mark the occasion by proposing to break federal law and slap his face on a 250th anniversary coin.

07.10.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

07.10.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7541    ๐Ÿ” 1223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 183    ๐Ÿ“Œ 152

Just go ahead and delete article 1 entirely while youโ€™re at it.

07.10.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2948    ๐Ÿ” 613    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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Josh Hawley and Yale Law School, ladies and gentlemen.

07.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7263    ๐Ÿ” 1521    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 232    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

I'm assuming because they thought you might have helped with the insurrection, fuckface.

07.10.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fellas is it gay to live in a city

07.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3282    ๐Ÿ” 306    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 260    ๐Ÿ“Œ 154
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Chicago named best big city in US for 9th straight year: survey For the ninth year in a row, Chicago has been crowned the Best Big City in the United States by the Condรฉ Nast Traveler's Readers' Choice Awards.

www.fox32chicago.com/news/chicago... #Chicago #GoHomeKristi

07.10.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't want to hear a single solitary boo about bari weiss's CBS news takeover from anybody still publishing on substack

06.10.2025 16:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yes, I'm sure Tom is doing a great job protecting the people of Vermont from Canada.

07.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very cool that if you are working on behalf of right-wing culture warriors, you no longer need standing to have your claim adjudicated by the supreme court

07.10.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7623    ๐Ÿ” 1573    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124    ๐Ÿ“Œ 35
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Ah yes let us not judge her based on the words that come out of her own mouth but rather whether or not she created shareholder value

07.10.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2268    ๐Ÿ” 277    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

The South bucked transition yesterday morning when they opened fire on Fort Sumter, in what some have characterized as a shift in strategy in the growing national debate over state's rights.

07.10.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 190    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Exclusive | CBS News taps Adam Rubenstein โ€” once ostracized at NY Times for liking Chick-fil-A โ€” as new deputy editor Sources expect Rubenstein will effectively run the Free Press now that Weiss will be busy steering the editorial direction of shows like โ€œ60 Minutes,โ€ โ€œFace The Nationโ€ and โ€ฆ

crazy that one of the most storied institutions in american journalism is going to be run by two people with basically no experience to do it

07.10.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8354    ๐Ÿ” 1610    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 381    ๐Ÿ“Œ 194
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๐Ÿšจ ICE said Marimar Martinez โ€œrammed their vehicles.โ€

Bodycam footage says otherwise.

It shows an ICE agent ram his own vehicle into hers, sneer โ€œDo something, bitch,โ€ and then shoot her.

We can never believe anything ICE accuses anyone of.

07.10.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1314    ๐Ÿ” 758    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

you know this guy had to have made a huge number of enemies for oklahoma republicans to want to take him down (serves him right, he sucks)

06.10.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5666    ๐Ÿ” 818    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

They voted for all of it.

07.10.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's unnecessary for her to run again, but I also know it doesn't even remotely matter. There is ZERO chance a Dem wins that seat and anyone who tells you otherwise is a fucking clown. (Don't "but Andy Beshear" me, either).

07.10.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"people who didn't know they had insurance" like it's some random apple subscription for $2.99/month that you're too tired to investigate

06.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 863    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I know, I know, but if any other president did this shit, the press would be asking why the 25th Amendment and/or impeachment hadn't already happened because the guy is clearly fucking insane.

07.10.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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