Aw!
(giving an intern my craft) Have this honed for me.
Enjoying this dynamic
play mormon lives win mormon wives
Did quite a big irl chuckle at this
They had me at multiple extraordinary things
How long did the effects last
It's got a dang lizard on it is it a lizard love hotel?
Whooshhh woshhh I'm doing it wwooaarrshh
Ok I'll try to but I'll have to take international ghost form
I shrimpathise
Better mash them buttons bitch you gotta get home
They call it locomotion because it drives you fucking craaaaazzyyy look it up though it's medically dangerous
They call it pebbledash because if you're a builder you have to do it really quickly and then run away
If only spring knew what a glorious bitch she was perhaps she wouldn't be so shy
Results are inconclusive
Vacantly staring into space trying to work out if I took my pill by fully inhabiting my throat and tongue and feeling for the memory of pill
Innit
What is he up to
Yuji Kamosawa
Mate I was sat there dripping wet in a towel this morning and he knocked four times this can't go on
So far I've only managed to beguile him
In exchange I need you to help me freak out the postman
That bastard's always up to something. I'd bide in the cupboard if I were you. If anyone comes by with hands which seems like they might be unknown just rattle the door and pretend to be mental. That will make everything objectively safe. I'll go round the house and deactivate all the boxes.
Which thing? The human shaped robot?
Hm.
the average human eats 8 spiders in their sleep every time they have a sleepover with Greg
By whomst?
I bet they'd laugh their fucking head off to be fair.
Indeed. Better to nip these things in the bud.
Imagine if my kid saw it, yknow? I don't even fucking have one, but still. Imagine.
