stovepiperat (scramble intensifies)

this is so good im yelling. quentin was one of my #problematicfaves as a teen and i still love him but i never considered Them... Much to think about. really really funny thanks

i will never stop. i will never moderate. i will never treat anyone forcing this shit down the world's throat as though they are anything but antisocial wreckers divorced from even the most cursory understanding of beauty and joy

I'm sure no one remembers this shitpost but me, but I need y'all to know I actually did this, every time I didn't have a fic title picked out ahead of time. (There are, incidentally, more versions and editions of this label than you could ever imagine.)

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this also. hate that this is the situation

just did this! it was fine!

step 1. find your reps www.congress.gov/members/find...
step 2. call each office phone number
step 3. say the words Bart!
step 4. you're done! it's that easy!

as (im p sure) the one deacon vote last time... yay :)

i vote deacon or karken!

oo what is the title of this yuri? 👀

fantasising about sticking hot pokers into sylvain which is obviously what sylvain wanted

do you think hubert knows sylvain calls him edelgard's idiot henchman. do you think he stays up at night considering it and ostentatiously sneering over it to himself to assure himself he's not been owned

crossposted from the rotting hull of twitter because i think the dimilixers maybe went here

made this because idk if ppl know what i mean when i say dimitri looks like a worse bloodier st sebastian which tbf does not make sense. but this is what i mean #dimilix forever

people get so mad at Edelgard for placing that plastic cup over Rhea and sliding a piece of paper underneath it and gently carrying her back out into the yard

I’ve always said real hubertfuckers play azure moon

Our best seller this week was 'Wonder' by Gerard DuBois.

just finished fmab! (spoiler warning) He would not FUCKING settle down and have kids. Hetslopx2? No thank you. (THIS POST IS NOT ABT PRECIOUS ROYRIZA WHICH IS YURI TO ME) anyway only oomfs who post abt feligrid will understand my braingenius idea for wined teen divorce au

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

skzjdjf yeah most of terrortwt is still there i think & im not actually here but. i wanted to see if the post was actually that bad or if it could find its intended 2-oomf audience and i was pleased to succeed :)

did all of fe3htwt come over here or was it just a bad post... i don't know but im gonna make it again to check (clears throat) There's literally something so fiyero tigelaar about sylvain jose gautier

get yourself a guy that can make the best out of a bad situation
#theterror

i always wanted to die clean and pretty
but i'd be too busy on working days
#fe3h #artp

i'm still not really here (i only check it to add oomfies who twt about making a bsky tbh) but if that changes i will unpin this 🫡

Haha funnyy art with characters from The Conclave (2024) that was probably just an excuse to draw Benitez (far left)
#draws

complicated question bc i do believe that rodrigue eats fruits and salads aplenty to keep his mustache healthy and glossy but felix eats Meat

which house is most likely to get scurvy ??

REPLY to this post to give house fraldarius scurvy
REPOST this post to give house blaiddyd scurvy
LIKE this post to give house gautier scurvy

Dragon :~]

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back for a fourth year, it's the #hickeyshipping2024 schedule!

Signups: September 21-October 12
Matches sent by: October 18
Assignments due: November 23
Work reveals: November 30
All deadlines 11:59 PM EST.

looking forward to seeing where he gets shipped to this year 👀📬💞