stovepiperat (scramble intensifies)

this is so good im yelling. quentin was one of my #problematicfaves as a teen and i still love him but i never considered Them... Much to think about. really really funny thanks

i will never stop. i will never moderate. i will never treat anyone forcing this shit down the world's throat as though they are anything but antisocial wreckers divorced from even the most cursory understanding of beauty and joy

I'm sure no one remembers this shitpost but me, but I need y'all to know I actually did this, every time I didn't have a fic title picked out ahead of time. (There are, incidentally, more versions and editions of this label than you could ever imagine.)

#DVpit 2025 Over 70 agents & editors committed to participate and counting 43 agents 31 editors October 8, 2025 follow us at @dvpit.bsky.social for more updates!

#DVpit 2025 is coming up!
🎉And we have over 70 agents & editors committed to participate in this pitch event for marginalized creators!🎉
✍️Polish up those pitches before October 8, 2025
🔗And go to dvpit.carrd.co for more info

#writersky #authorsky #booksky

this also. hate that this is the situation

just did this! it was fine!

step 1. find your reps www.congress.gov/members/find...
step 2. call each office phone number
step 3. say the words Bart!
step 4. you're done! it's that easy!

as (im p sure) the one deacon vote last time... yay :)

i vote deacon or karken!

oo what is the title of this yuri? 👀

fantasising about sticking hot pokers into sylvain which is obviously what sylvain wanted

do you think hubert knows sylvain calls him edelgard's idiot henchman. do you think he stays up at night considering it and ostentatiously sneering over it to himself to assure himself he's not been owned

crossposted from the rotting hull of twitter because i think the dimilixers maybe went here

Having a War with You by Felix Hugo Fraldarius (with apologies to Frank O’Hara) is even more hell than going to Adrestia, Sreng, the Faerghan forest, Abyss, Duscur when everyone got massacred, or being a crybaby when we were kids, partly because in your blue cloak you look like a worse more miserable St Sebastian partly because of my hate for you, partly because of your love for saghert and cream partly because of the fluorescent orange carnations in the greenhouse partly because of the secrecy your brooding takes on before people and statuary it is hard to believe when I’m with you that there can be anything as still as solemn as unpleasantly definitive as the saints in stone when standing in the cathedral in the saccharine Garreg Mach morning light you twitch you mutter eye darting back and forth between ghosts like a boar maddened by the hunting and the hall of dead kings in frames seems to have no faces in it at all, just paint you suddenly wonder why anyone in the world ever did them I look at you and I cannot stop though I would rather look anywhere else except for possibly the portrait of Glenn and anyway it’s at home which Seiros damn me you’ve gone to many times and maybe someday we can leave together for the last time and the fact that you move so brutally more or less takes care of religion just as at home I always think of hell or at training the single eye that used to catch me and what good does all the beliefs of the Seiros-sculptors do them when they never found the right person to die for, or to kill or for that matter Hubert von Vestra when he didn’t pick the monarch as carefully as the cause it seems they all made some fatal tactical misjudgement which is not going to go wasted on me which is why I’m going to kill you before they can

made this because idk if ppl know what i mean when i say dimitri looks like a worse bloodier st sebastian which tbf does not make sense. but this is what i mean #dimilix forever

people get so mad at Edelgard for placing that plastic cup over Rhea and sliding a piece of paper underneath it and gently carrying her back out into the yard

I’ve always said real hubertfuckers play azure moon

Our best seller this week was 'Wonder' by Gerard DuBois.

just finished fmab! (spoiler warning) He would not FUCKING settle down and have kids. Hetslopx2? No thank you. (THIS POST IS NOT ABT PRECIOUS ROYRIZA WHICH IS YURI TO ME) anyway only oomfs who post abt feligrid will understand my braingenius idea for wined teen divorce au

You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal

skzjdjf yeah most of terrortwt is still there i think & im not actually here but. i wanted to see if the post was actually that bad or if it could find its intended 2-oomf audience and i was pleased to succeed :)

did all of fe3htwt come over here or was it just a bad post... i don't know but im gonna make it again to check (clears throat) There's literally something so fiyero tigelaar about sylvain jose gautier

get yourself a guy that can make the best out of a bad situation
#theterror

An illustration of Lysithea von Ordelia from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Her hand is positioned in front of her face, ready to cast magic. Her face looks determined, but worried. Sparkles float around her.

i always wanted to die clean and pretty
but i'd be too busy on working days
#fe3h #artp

i'm still not really here (i only check it to add oomfies who twt about making a bsky tbh) but if that changes i will unpin this 🫡

Fanart of characters from The Conclave. Cardinals Benitez, Lawrence and Bellini are in the foreground together. Lawrence is holding up a statue of an anime girl in a raincoat, a real life Catholic mascot that represents the Holy See. Benitez is smiling. Lawrence and Bellini have a more subdued and unsure expression. Cardinal Tedesco is vaping in the background with a look of disapproval.

Haha funnyy art with characters from The Conclave (2024) that was probably just an excuse to draw Benitez (far left)
#draws

complicated question bc i do believe that rodrigue eats fruits and salads aplenty to keep his mustache healthy and glossy but felix eats Meat

which house is most likely to get scurvy ??

REPLY to this post to give house fraldarius scurvy
REPOST this post to give house blaiddyd scurvy
LIKE this post to give house gautier scurvy

Dragon :~]

@coldboyevents.bsky.social

back for a fourth year, it's the #hickeyshipping2024 schedule!

Signups: September 21-October 12
Matches sent by: October 18
Assignments due: November 23
Work reveals: November 30
All deadlines 11:59 PM EST.

looking forward to seeing where he gets shipped to this year 👀📬💞