Mark Fangmeier

Oh FFS, some of us are trying to bring kids to the match you schmucks. No one gives a s**t about Fox’s prematch coverage. Be better @mnufc.com and @mls.bsky.social.

Melania Trump demands $1B retraction from Hunter Biden over Epstein claims The first lady's legal team threatened to sue Hunter Biden for $1 billion if he did not comply with her demand for a retraction.

Anyone else notice that Melania is threatening Hunter Biden with a lawsuit but is not going after South Park for saying Donald Trump sufferers from a micro penis condition? She knows.

www.newsweek.com/melania-trum...

Here’s a better clip of it.

Anyone know who this person in the can @mnwonderwall.bsky.social is? She appears to yell the p chant at San Luis’ goalkeeper at last night’s @mnufc.com match.

CC: @redloons.bsky.social, @mndarkclouds.bsky.social, @truenorthelite.bsky.social

Exclusive: Minnesota United 2025 Third Kit Leaked Minnesota United will be one of the 13 teams to receive the MLS 2025 third shirt.

Just take my money now, @mnufc.com!!!!!

www.footyheadlines.com/2025/03/minn...

Hermione has put @bradstuver.com on notice.
#MNUFC #MINvATX

Hey @bradstuver.com, don’t think we’ve forgotten. Hermione is coming for you tonight.
#MNUFC #MINvATX

Sold em.

I’ve got two tickets in section 36 (right in front of where Miami will be warming up) for today’s @mnufc.com against Inter Miami if anyone is interested in buying them hit me up.

Conclave live: Black smoke seen from Sistine Chapel meaning pope not elected yet It means the cardinals will vote again tomorrow as the secret process to elect a new head of the Catholic Church continues.

Can we please get @mckallaster.bsky.social to do some commentary for the Pope smoke. I just want to hear him yell “INCONCLUSIVE” every time there’s black smoke.

www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...

Theoretically it’d be a split convention with no one getting an endorsement so no one’s a D. 🤷🏼‍♂️

St. Paul just needs Rebecca to challenge Carter this year.

Curious how the @tmobilenews.bsky.social ad announcing they’ve partnered with a billionaire oligarch who’s currently working to destroy American democracy is going to land. #SuperBowl

This checks out.

Y’all, this season was so much more fun than the last three Adrian Heath seasons combined! I can’t wait to see what Khaled El-Ahmad can do with a full off season to build out Eric Ramsay’s system! #MNUFC

If they could figure out a way to free up Pukki’s salary, it would be a good move too.

Just Diaz.

Hey @suncountryair.bsky.social, can you just leave Diaz in LA??? Thanks! #MNUFC

Ohhh FFS, please tell me that Diaz’s contract is up at the end of this season. #MNUFC

a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance . ALT: a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance .

#MNUFC

Not much he could have done with either of the goals do far.

Diaz...stupid foul followed by shit marking on the set piece. #MNUFC

Superior, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of November come early

Hi, I’m Mark and I recently deleted my Twitter account.

I like the Loons (Aurora too).

From 3-5 this Saturday at Bad Weather the Science Museum Paleontology Department will be on hand with dinosaur bones you can touch as part of the Iron Raptor beer release.

You’re screwed.