@jihymas.bsky.social
My girlfriend's name is Sue Vid
And do you know what she just did?
When I said she was hot,
She replied 'Not a lot!'
And said I was being horrid.
#limerick
If long-living lust is in mind,
Then look at your lady's behind.
Two hills and a crevice,
For vita is brevis;
Arse lingers when boobs have declined!
#limerick
OK. Let's see the evidence.
19.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sad to see that making sex work more dangerous than it needs to be is such a popular political position
15.10.2025 18:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Of my feelings", I said, "be considerate!
"When I want a good feel, please deliver it!"
I then started feeling
But she started squealing
"I have not yet said yes! I'll consider it!"
#limerick
An easy one, but it was satisfying!
White to play and win (mate in 22 according to Stockfish)
From the game lichess.org/Gl2tvdmy/whi...
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Where's Officer Bubbles when he's needed?
30.09.2025 15:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know a young man who's obsessed
With sorting great quips from the rest.
He says "When one ponders
"Fine double-entendres
"Mae West had a pair of the best!"
#Limerick
A sentence can become a tormenter
By misusing the word epicentre
Vertical difference
Mean no equivalence
Between this word's meaning and "centre"!
#limerick
You are just as young as you feel!
So I feel my mistress with zeal!
And then we have fun
Knowing once we're done
A miss should be good for a meal!
#limerick
A Response to Sonnet 130
Or
Why Cats are Better than Women
My kitty is something like the sun
Because when all things are said and done
Her heliopaws
Have helioclaws
Those who see them should certainly run!
#limerick
He ate them until nearly comatose!
Abdominal bursting was very close!
But the effort inspired
The thought which was required:
A new way to say the word "tomatoes"!
#Limerick
My girl's sexual longing was honed
For fun late in the night when I 'phoned.
She got rather jaunty
Quoting Belafonte:
"Daylight come and I wanna get boned!"
#limerick
There are times when a man's urgent needs
Lead to begging and doing good deeds
But when I want a quickie,
I yell "Brace yerself, chicky!"
I disdain being one who just pleads.
#limerick
I told my girl she shouldn't giggle so
Just 'cause I claimed I was her gigolo
"Your body is flawless
"And when you are braless
"I simply adore how they jiggle so!"
#limerick
In honour of Oh, by Jingo!, one of the finest songs ever written:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCJ3...
If you date a girl named Jingo
Then take her one night to the bingo.
Buy her a dabber
Then try to grab 'er
And see just how far you kin go!
#limerick
A fun opening romp!
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/HTaIWVzl/whi...
#chessproblem
Oh, this was glorious! I played very well - by my standards, anyway! - and capped the attack with a devastating combination.
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/rBLn4wXf/whi...
#chessproblems
#chessproblem
15.08.2025 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh, this was glorious! I played very well - by my standards, anyway! - and capped the attack with a devastating combination.
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/rBLn4wXf/whi...
#chessproblems
You should be able to get the whole game - with Stockfish analysis - together with an embedded Stockfish analyzer by clicking the link in the post.
08.08.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes.
You should be able to get the full game analysis - and an embedded Stockfish analyzer - by clicking the link to the game.
One move wins.
All other reasonable moves draw.
What's the best move?
From the game lichess.org/lQSnEjWV/whi...
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27.03.2025 18:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was so enamoured of my combination winning massive material that I overlooked a possible mate after an inaccurate response by white!
Black to play and win.
I don't know how to link to to the games (I am slumming it while my server is down), but if you don't see my win, make a comment!
This was fun!
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/7drrtDc3/whi...
#chessproblem
A very sloppy game (like many of mine lately, unfortunately), but a fun denouement!
White to play and win. For bonus marks, white to play and mate in 13 according to Stockfish.
From the game lichess.org/lUUyi2AX/whi...
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Maybe not the hardest move to find, but satisfying!
White to play and win.
From the game lichess.org/OrvyvmFQ/whi...
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1. c7
16.02.2025 18:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
OK, maybe not the most obscure problem in the world. But still fun!
White to play and mate in six.
From the game lichess.org/e7cedt7O/whi...
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