I think this is easily one of those “why not both?” moments
Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.
For you to make this choice at this point is truly breathtaking, as it’s wholly and unequivocally self-inflicted. You’ve done this to yourself, man. You chose this. And now history will shame you. Helluva bummer.
@golden.house.gov Why, man? Why would you give your support to these psychopaths? I supported you. The respect I’ve lost for you is immeasurable. Usually, when one bows out of politics, they typically choose a path that will solidify their place on the right side of history, going out punching up.
Hey! We’re not ALL smug fucks. 🤣
I'm having slight difficulty shifting from the clarification of "that's with a **B**, not an **M**" to "that's with a **T**, not a **B**" in everyday conversation. Any tips on coping mechanisms for this sort of accelerationism in action would be appreciated.
And they’re covering _Without You I’m Nothing_ in its entirety in a performance billed as “Without Without You I’m Nothing I’m Nothing.”
(To be fair, this wasn't nearly so embarrassing as the time I confused Chris Brokaw with Chris Forsyth... to his face. 😔 In my [weak] defense, I was more than slightly impaired.)
OMG this actually happened to me. I can't possibly be the only one who's confused Howling Bells and Trembling Bells, can I?
It's Thursday, but it feels like a Friday. You know what this means, right? EVERYTHING MUST GO!
pedophile prince arrested in england. insurrectionist president sentenced to life in prison in south korea. meanwhile every day for our pedophile insurrectionist president is like a birthday party for a mentally disabled boy with rich parents.
Next time somebody tries to get me to justify the existence of the humanities, I’ll just point out how for the past two Super Bowls we’ve all jumped online and engaged in collective semiotics and hermeneutics of the half-time show as text.
It was the style at the time
JFC guys I’m ☠️ over here
I’d expect nothing less from the 1/3 Reich
But they’ve got to pay back that 50k bonus if they bail. It’s lose-lose, and I absolutely love that for them.
I honestly believe that no situation couldn’t be made better by having a character played by Zach Cherry intervene. The name we give this character is irrelevant; what’s important is that the role is played by Zach Cherry.
There’s something I gotta ask you. I just wanna know, what are you gonna do for me?
The Tain is absolutely 100% metal, and yes, this is in fact a hill I’ll die on. (Also, NNCK was always a folk band, but we don’t need to wander into the weeds here.)
Wait’ll you try a Burnt Trailer — Moxie, Allen’s Coffee Brandy, and milk to taste. As Maine as it gets.
Thanks, @mandalee.bsky.social! Yeah, but judging by the responses already I suspect she’s already well covered
The explanation is always “well, I guess whomever I lended it to clearly needed to read it more than I needed to hang on to my first edition copy of it,” isn’t it? 🤨
As Woody sang, "all you fascists bound to lose." Let's expedite the process.
Having watched _Coffee & Cigarettes_ again on Plex for the first time in decades, am I the only one who feels kinda low-key pissed at Tom Waits for being such a dick to Iggy even after all these years? I know it shouldn't bother me, but it does.
I'm beginning to think that the reason that no one has picked up and run with "Kristi Noem Chomsky" is because there's not a goddamned thing anybody can do with that. Despite the initial promise and zazz, it's a comedic dead end. I would love, however, for someone to disabuse me of my defeatism.
I'm pleased to have the distinct honor of being the exact 1,000th 'like' on this post. Deservedly, I must say, as my audible guffaw woke my dogs who were peacefully sleeping in front of the woodstove. Well done, Mr. 2hats.
"I keep punishing them, but they just seem to hate me more. What am I doing wrong?"