i made a chart
men writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where all of the students and teachers are horny for sex
women writing erotica: John was attending Sex University, where sex is strictly forbidden… yet John yearns for his fellow student Douglas, who is also a secret monster man
I LOVE LANGUAGE (not just saying this to curry fauvel with weird medieval guys)
cowards
im listening...
every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
TERROR CAMP 2024 BLOWING MY MIND ‼️ fandom and academia dancing through a meadow of wildflowers holding hands
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
Happy birthday to Bram Stoker, who knew exactly what he was doing with this letter to Walt Whitman
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I original?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?
CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah
STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?
CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now
Vladimir: Well, shall we log off?
Estragon: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off.]
me a half hour ago: this is not a religious matter, this is about the Palestinian right to a free nation.
me after learning about the IDF sperm retrieval unit: this is a holy war
There’s a word in modern German slang, Knäckebrottelefonierer, which describes a person who talks into their phone while holding it in front of their mouth like a cracker. It literally means “crispbread phoner”
(confidently) my Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead skeets wouldve done numbers over on Threads
i came here to chew bubblegum and skeet about Olga Tokarczuk's prizewinning 2018 novel Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead, and baby im all out of gum
janina duszejko after committing half a dozen murders:
janina duszejko got me like #notallserialkillers
just read a crime novel from the 1960s where the huge SHOCK TWIST is that the killer isn't a man she's a LESBIAN. representation win 💪
who else homgrhry
(David Attenborough voice) this is how they arrive on earth
[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming
