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@heyymaple.bsky.social

Maple | 26 | known for not shutting up about sportsπŸ’ or food or survivor or underwear | πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Fox from BC, living in Alberta! | Pan/Demi | 🦊 by Desert Fizz | he/they | comms/digital info | sometimes a pup 18+ only. Will post/like NSFW content. πŸ”ž

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did i just get fucking mogged by pombon

28.02.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And so begins the nonstop grind of working throughout the weekend for the next month or so

Please be patient with me πŸ’œ

27.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Only one real way to celebrate Pokemon Day

27.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The belle of the ball (the scholastic book fair)

26.02.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so worried for Genevieve rn:

- two allies lost a vote
- one lost his achilles
- aubry doesn't trust her for shit

she's cooked #survivor

26.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BILLIE EILLISH BOOMERANG IDOL

#Survivor

26.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EXILE IS BACK BABY #survivor

26.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Coach is so back baby #Survivor

26.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THE FACEBOOK CASUALS RIGGED THAT VOTEEE #survivor

26.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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please don't ask how or where the creme came from, just please eat the oreos

25.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish 😭

25.02.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I (partially) apologize in advance for the next 2-3 months of me yapping about Survivor 50 but it's finally here!!

#survivor

25.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You think so until they start stabbing your gums

25.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Too much happening in my world

I know I need to focus on what I can control but there's just so much that's making it hard to do so

24.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm over this month. I'm so over it

24.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

😳

24.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i assumed Matthew Tkachuk would give the orange fuck his medal but putting it on kash patel instead is still relatively close enough, fucking hate him lmao

23.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you have to understand that this is literally the sport I work in, anything that seems like me overreacting is because this sport is my life. i'm not gonna get over this for a while

22.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that game was so winnable and we blew it

fuck this hurts so much. it hurts so unbelievably much

22.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck

22.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This game deserves 5 on 5 OT and 3 on 3 is so heinous

22.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dude I can't take another overtime oh my god

22.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally playing LA Noire for the first time and fuck it's so good

22.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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GOLD πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ₯Œ FOR CANADA

GRANITE GLORY HAS BEEN RESTORED

BRAD JACOBS. MARC KENNEDY. BRETT GALLANT. BEN HEBERT. OLYMPIC CURLING GOLD

WHAT A TEAM. WHAT A WIN. CHAMPIONS

21.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 657    πŸ” 171    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 23
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What I see vs what my crazy puffs from little caesars sees

21.02.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😳

21.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You always look incredible in yours :3

21.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Underwear πŸ₯΄

21.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jack Edwards was the most insufferable homer out there during Bruins games

Jack Michaels is great for the Oilers, Gord Miller was my goat on TSN growing up, and John Kelly was the best Blues commentator I could've ever asked for

20.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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