Amyana Jones

I once saw Berkly, Lorenzo Lamas, and a goat on the same night. MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL, MY FRIENDS

Ian Happ did what

I can only assume they come from Horse Heaven Hills.

Honestly, thanks, absurd Johnny Cash article guy. It's nice to have something very silly to dunk on

Three of you, presumably whole-ass adults because I doubt Katie has her age filters set down to 19 or whatever, and you can't scrape together the money for one hotel room? Or I'm supposed to believe every hotel in the entire city is full?

Skill issue

"It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength"

Okay, sounds like a skill issue to me

I am wearing jeans and a flannel. This is practically considered semi-formal here in my industry.

I have seen multiple Cubs arrival outfits this week that have me going "okay clearly I just do not understand *FASHION*"

Okay, I need a food and some Stardew Valley, and then maybe later I will clean some sinks or do some genealogy but NO PROMISES

Anyway, I am now off until Tuesday THANK FUCK

Like if anything becomes an actual crunch I am allowed to work more hours, that's not a problem, but I am NOT trying to do that because it's a real give them an inch they'll take a mile sort of situation.

Like man I've got 4 monitoring reports of my own, 3 big fisheries projects, an MOA, a thing with ODFW, everybody's fuckin' GIS problems (ongoing)... AND I WORK 1/3 OF FULL TIME. THIS IS POSSIBLY SLIGHTLY TOO MUCH.

Supervisor asked me to do a thing. Told her I was feeling slightly overwhelmed ATM. She is asking someone else to do the thing. VICTORY (over editing a short monitoring report) IS MINE

That sounds like something I'd very much like, please and thank you

Honestly all of the areas where I really fucking shine at work are just "knows how to use search systems" which sounds patently ridiculous but NO ONE ELSE DOES SO I GET TO LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN GENIUS.

The alt text lmaoooooooo

This is also true re: weird genealogical or historical information, like the location of an old post office I found a few weeks ago.

A fun thing about me at work is that I'm not inherently some sort of GIS genius, I'm just decent at using a search engine, but nobody else is, so I get to look real fuckin' smart.

If I did not work from home and have a short day ahead of me, I think I would possibly call in today!!

The Ancestry DNA update is in and this iteration's baffling thing is... Eastern Czechia????

What do you mean today's not Thursday

HELLO GOOFY GIRL

Now I'm just a simple Portlander/Spokanite but why in hell would you EVER try to drive around there on a game day period unless you absolutely had to

I was getting Vaughn posts DEEP into the Perkins AB

W

...how far behind is the TV my god y'all's posts are seriously delayed

well, he's an ump

Ian Happ has simply not been the same since I became a Nico supporter instead is all I'm saying.

The answer is no