And then Bond's all like "what" and then Charlie from Charlie's angels comes on over the intercom like "Your mission, Jim, should you choose to accept itβ"
11.11.2025 14:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@whitabex.bsky.social
Well, π think I'm funny.
And then Bond's all like "what" and then Charlie from Charlie's angels comes on over the intercom like "Your mission, Jim, should you choose to accept itβ"
11.11.2025 14:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just have the next 007 start with James Bond being extruded from a cloning pod like "Augh, what in the..? What happened" then have Q walk up and be like "next time try not to get blown to smithereens, Bond. You're lucky we had a memoryβ¦backupβ¦thingy implanted in your brain." Or whatever, who cares.
11.11.2025 14:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Obsessive devotion to continuity is the enemy of epic/mythological storytellingβespecially when there are many authors involved. Whether we're talking about Star Wars, superheroes, or Bond, the answer is to nail the essence of the story and care less about making it all "fit."
11.11.2025 13:27 β π 166 π 42 π¬ 10 π 4I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
11.11.2025 05:55 β π 1838 π 194 π¬ 16 π 5Can't wait for the next Xbox to come out and hear some corporate-brained shareholder-sucking dipshit nerd in a sweater vest get up on stage and say with a straight face "it's called the Xbox Original One X Controller S Series Box 360"
11.11.2025 12:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it!
info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
Performative now just means βdoing something in publicβ and βliminalβ is an empty swimming pool or something
10.11.2025 12:32 β π 64 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0Wow: Per Hamdi's legal team, his only charge was a visa overstay β after Trump revoked his visa.
Despite DHS tweeting that Hamdi supported terrorism, they never charged him with any criminality.
In other words: Trump revoked a journalist's visa, so agents could arrest him for overstaying his visa.
REZ 2 looks fucking lit
11.11.2025 09:01 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 040 men Trump sent to CECOT tell the NYT they were beaten, tortured, and sexually assaulted. The details are worse than you can imagine.
We canβt let them get away with this. Miller and the other architects of this sadism need to go to prison.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you donβt often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
09.11.2025 00:55 β π 14449 π 4317 π¬ 13 π 134I'm still thinking about this show two years later.
19.10.2025 20:50 β π 680 π 146 π¬ 21 π 4I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. Itβs basically a national landmark at this point
08.11.2025 06:15 β π 12842 π 3214 π¬ 216 π 399Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"
07.11.2025 15:24 β π 3776 π 967 π¬ 27 π 26I don't think rich people are insane, personally. I think that's an insult to mentally ill people, who are generally kept from being wealthy by virtue of their condition, which is not a choice. I think wealth, which is, just makes you evil, bc your attempts to justify it make you a monster
07.11.2025 22:31 β π 368 π 68 π¬ 13 π 2Today is the fifth anniversary of the time the first Trump administration announced a a press conference at "the Four Seasons" and to save(?) face ended up holding one in the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a farce that not even Lubitsch could have anticipated.
07.11.2025 20:36 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.
06.11.2025 14:56 β π 2055 π 495 π¬ 9 π 13I realize it is not the most useful piece of analysis but I feel like we don't talk enough about the plain fact that a relatively large chunk of the country has just kinda lost their minds
06.11.2025 22:25 β π 850 π 167 π¬ 24 π 3"your passport says you're 5'7" but you were 1'8" when you were born so that's what we're listing" this is what that sounds like
06.11.2025 23:02 β π 520 π 124 π¬ 8 π 21. A new proposed rule at the Department of Homeland Security would institute biological sex DNA testing of immigrants and visa applicants if DHS has reason to believe it would be relevant to their immigration status.
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Don't cross a picket line.
05.11.2025 20:29 β π 457 π 190 π¬ 2 π 2Worth pointing out the biggest supporters of trans people (which is who bigots mean by βgender ideologyβ) are bisexual & lesbian women. All the public βconcernsβ about trans people (phase, indoctrination, regret, etc) are recycled forms of homophobia. This is why LGB solidarity with the T is strong.
02.11.2025 18:15 β π 1007 π 326 π¬ 5 π 17three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
05.11.2025 23:04 β π 30537 π 4077 π¬ 1296 π 446Nobody ever "needed" to cave on trans rights. It is not a "need." However, is always, ever, a "want" for way too many people
05.11.2025 18:28 β π 65 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0The printer ran out of paper for this because they most likely did it several times to get the font size right.
Tacky af
Copywriter without an art director partner making their own cover slide
06.11.2025 03:54 β π 30 π 3 π¬ 0 π 3lol
06.11.2025 04:47 β π 14082 π 4318 π¬ 105 π 82every AI ad is like
βhey gemini, what would i have for lunch?β
and then the phone is like
βsandwichβ
and the guy is like
βwowβ
Oh, have I got something that reflects what youβre talking about.
God bless you, South Korean Bootleg Knockoff Media.