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And then Bond's all like "what" and then Charlie from Charlie's angels comes on over the intercom like "Your mission, Jim, should you choose to accept itβ€”"

11.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just have the next 007 start with James Bond being extruded from a cloning pod like "Augh, what in the..? What happened" then have Q walk up and be like "next time try not to get blown to smithereens, Bond. You're lucky we had a memory…backup…thingy implanted in your brain." Or whatever, who cares.

11.11.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Obsessive devotion to continuity is the enemy of epic/mythological storytellingβ€”especially when there are many authors involved. Whether we're talking about Star Wars, superheroes, or Bond, the answer is to nail the essence of the story and care less about making it all "fit."

11.11.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.

11.11.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1838    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 5

Can't wait for the next Xbox to come out and hear some corporate-brained shareholder-sucking dipshit nerd in a sweater vest get up on stage and say with a straight face "it's called the Xbox Original One X Controller S Series Box 360"

11.11.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
King County Elections Led by Director Julie Wise, King County Elections conducts accurate, secure, and accessible elections for King County's over 1.4 million registered voters.

no joke Seattle: check your fucking ballots to make sure they were counted!! there are a Bunch of incomplete or invalid ballots in our age range right now, and it's a quick check to see if yours went through okay. it's not too late to fix it!

info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...

11.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 644    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

Performative now just means β€œdoing something in public” and β€œliminal” is an empty swimming pool or something

10.11.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow: Per Hamdi's legal team, his only charge was a visa overstay β€” after Trump revoked his visa.

Despite DHS tweeting that Hamdi supported terrorism, they never charged him with any criminality.

In other words: Trump revoked a journalist's visa, so agents could arrest him for overstaying his visa.

10.11.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1138    πŸ” 533    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 12

REZ 2 looks fucking lit

11.11.2025 09:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜You Are All Terrorists’: Four Months in a Salvadoran Prison

40 men Trump sent to CECOT tell the NYT they were beaten, tortured, and sexually assaulted. The details are worse than you can imagine.

We can’t let them get away with this. Miller and the other architects of this sadism need to go to prison.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...

09.11.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6356    πŸ” 2694    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 106

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

09.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 14449    πŸ” 4317    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 134

I'm still thinking about this show two years later.

19.10.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 680    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

08.11.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12842    πŸ” 3214    πŸ’¬ 216    πŸ“Œ 399
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. 
Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

07.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3776    πŸ” 967    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 26

I don't think rich people are insane, personally. I think that's an insult to mentally ill people, who are generally kept from being wealthy by virtue of their condition, which is not a choice. I think wealth, which is, just makes you evil, bc your attempts to justify it make you a monster

07.11.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2

Today is the fifth anniversary of the time the first Trump administration announced a a press conference at "the Four Seasons" and to save(?) face ended up holding one in the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a farce that not even Lubitsch could have anticipated.

07.11.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a white man, I hate AI for appropriating my culture of being confidently wrong about things while using Reddit as a primary source.

06.11.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2055    πŸ” 495    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 13

I realize it is not the most useful piece of analysis but I feel like we don't talk enough about the plain fact that a relatively large chunk of the country has just kinda lost their minds

06.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 850    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 3

"your passport says you're 5'7" but you were 1'8" when you were born so that's what we're listing" this is what that sounds like

06.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 520    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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DHS Wants to Make Some Immigrants and Visitors Take a DNA Sex Test The public comment period for the proposal has begun.

1. A new proposed rule at the Department of Homeland Security would institute biological sex DNA testing of immigrants and visa applicants if DHS has reason to believe it would be relevant to their immigration status.

Read the latest from writer S. Baum.

Subscribe to support our journalism.

05.11.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 701    πŸ” 248    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 45

Don't cross a picket line.

05.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 457    πŸ” 190    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Worth pointing out the biggest supporters of trans people (which is who bigots mean by β€œgender ideology”) are bisexual & lesbian women. All the public β€œconcerns” about trans people (phase, indoctrination, regret, etc) are recycled forms of homophobia. This is why LGB solidarity with the T is strong.

02.11.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1007    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 17
three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

05.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 30537    πŸ” 4077    πŸ’¬ 1296    πŸ“Œ 446

Nobody ever "needed" to cave on trans rights. It is not a "need." However, is always, ever, a "want" for way too many people

05.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The printer ran out of paper for this because they most likely did it several times to get the font size right.

Tacky af

05.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Copywriter without an art director partner making their own cover slide

06.11.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

lol

06.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 14082    πŸ” 4318    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 82

every AI ad is like

β€œhey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”

and then the phone is like

β€œsandwich”

and the guy is like

β€œwow”

25.09.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2671    πŸ” 789    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 28

Oh, have I got something that reflects what you’re talking about.

God bless you, South Korean Bootleg Knockoff Media.

04.11.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

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