I've had Cake's The Distance stuck in my head for a week, which is pretty cool, but it gets so far then turns into The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Rigor mortis sounds like a band that samples whale song with theremin instrumentals and it's really highbrow actually, but they'll sell the rights to a Coleman's mustard poem advert that encourages the nation to eat Sunday lunch
It's either like that 1950's Invaders from Mars film where aliens leave a weird wound on the neck, or it's rigor mortis
There's lucky!!
The actual saying is "Beware the IDEAS of March" because they're never good ones. Don't go having ideas this month.
That's right, I *am* going to be insufferable
Dialed.gg
Any of you played dialed.gg
That's all it was, wasn't it? If the ball went far everyone chanted ROUNDERS! ROUNDERS!
Does anyone remember the rules to Rounders?
Excuse me?
Ghislaine and the Giant Impeachable
Is that anything?
Regretro: something you did a long time ago that you regret, but with the passage of time it doesn't seem so bad, so why not do it again?
Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been
"And it belongs to me now"
Swinging the back of your hand into a door handle should get a mention. Stubbing your toe keeps stealing the limelight and it's time to even things out.
My nose is so bunged up i don't understand why my head isn't shaped like an incandescent bulb. It feels like it should be
"How about A problem told is a problem solved?"
"I like it but that's quite a risky guarantee. Got anything else?"
"How about A problem shared is a problem halved?"
"Not very catchy, is it?"
"Ok then. What about Tell me your dilemma, I won't tell Emma?"
"That's the one!"
Murmuration?
Medieval artists probably impressed everyone by getting eels spot on and the people were like "draw me a cat" and it wasn't until they'd got to pigs that the people were like "....huh"
I shit you not, I'm pretty sure this is the first cold I have had since December 2019. I've had The Other Oneβ’οΈ twice. This feels old school. It smells like the first week of October.
Oh thank fuck. She's back. Her eyes are orange. It's fine.
Damn it. I should plan better
The next sneeze may result in option 3. Both happening at the same time
I can't go in and ask to use their loo because 1. I am full of a snotty cold, and 2. The deal was I don't have to get out of the car. I'm wearing a giant Lenny Kravitz style scarf that's glued to my face from snot. I think my jumper is on backwards.
I'm sat waiting in my mum's car like an 8 year old in the 1990's while she gets tested at a specialist opticians, which just happens to be on remote farmland on Ynys MΓ΄n. I need a pee and I've eaten through a whole packet of halls cherry soothers.
Will I piss myself of shit myself first?
I have a cold
Hahaha! I knew it reminded me of something
"Ayyyyyy"
Why are eels?
I'm back on the protein shakes after a 10 month break and it turns out all those vitamins were pretty useful
