TimQ

I remember when we went to 10 digit dialing, it was like the rapture

Or when you had to pay extra to call the next town over

See if there is a specialty running store in your area. Some have equipment to measure your feet accurately and can recommend the exact shoe/insole combo for you.

A cartoon by Olivia Noble. #NewYorkerCartoons

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It’s a concept of an apprehension

Screen shot of two news stories. One says Elon Musk has lost his position as the world’s richest person. The second say that Pokémon cards are a hot investment with 3000 percent returns.

I wonder if the two are related 🤔

Luck favors the prepared

‘ello Gary

Back in the day there was a virus that made your computer fart randomly.

Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

That’s a wheelie good story

Yes

Don’t bread on me

That’s where the Klingons live

Asbestos as a metaphor for where I suspect we might be going with LLM tools: rapid push to shove it into everything as a "modern solution," then an eventual "oh shit" walkback.

I think it’s really really important that liberals go everywhere especially places where they may speak to people outside their bubble. That’s why I’m trying to go on places like bill Maher’s show.

Paging @flavorflav.bsky.social

Please excuse the absence of conservative pundits this morning. They're busy deleting their 2021 posts about how the President couldn't deploy the National Guard on Jan 6th.

Who's really using AI? The evidence suggests its students using it to write their papers for them. Is AI great or what!?

Sounds wasteful, someone should alert Big Balls

I hate when someone rings my doorbell because I have to drop whatever I’m doing to be silent and pretend I’m not home

But what if we do it BEFORE you die?