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Juanstalvern

@wingshad0w.bsky.social

Nerd, filth kink haver, and writer of kink fics. He/Him 30+ Heterosexual Likes messy kinks, scat/ws etc. Mostly a quiet liker, less of a talker. But I don't bite Also robots are cool as fuck, holy fucking hell goddamn. ๐Ÿ”ž

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Definitely my kink hot take is that latex kinda sucks. At best its middling, at worst, it just sucks. I prefer taboo breaking and doing kinky shit in regular clothes breaks more taboos in my mind.

16.11.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OC Seimorra ๐Ÿงก

15.11.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 346    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gettin' sandy!

25.10.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4171    ๐Ÿ” 704    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I learned a long time ago that if you're afraid of driving people away with your kink you gotta remember that:

1) One group is into it

2) One group is persuadable

3) One group likes your art regardless of subject

The remainder will leave but them's the breaks and they're often a small group

01.10.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 154    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We drove by some neighbors last night, and like they already had up their thanksgiving turkey blowup and we were kinda impressed

02.11.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walking around on 1 November and seeing Halloween decorations still up is cute.

Like awww they still haven't put up the Christmas decorations

02.11.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 64    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.

25.10.2025 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2595    ๐Ÿ” 814    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
The Hound and the mechanic - Chapter 1 - winghsad0w - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org/works/72093486

So, I've done chapter 2. And I have chapter 3 in need of a second read-over

But lovely Giselle's arc is going forwards and getting worse

11.10.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tacticow

11.04.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1349    ๐Ÿ” 246    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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it's Friday, which means Pavetta

I've never drawn her smiling, but she does. sometimes.

30.05.2025 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 203    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Evelyn is one reason to miss the hot weather โ˜€๏ธ

27.09.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 858    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Writes a mechsplo story
Writes a hound
Names her Kerberos
Does it solely to make a pun on the number 3
forgets the actual Cerberus is a goddamn dog.

I can't tell if I'm a fucking idiot or genius sometimes.

09.10.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Hound and the mechanic - Chapter 1 - winghsad0w - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org/works/720934...

I had an idea. What if there was an accident before a campaign and a hound was stuck with just a backup handler, basically a mechanic who knows the system exists but is just here because her hound likes her for saving her from the accident #mechsploitation

08.10.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The dirty shrine maiden - Chapter 1 - Juanstalvern00982 - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Wow! New random filth story. The dirty shrine maiden, a shrine where women are 'called to serve the gods' and well today one joined at probably the nastiest day she could possibly do so
archiveofourown.org/works/719588...

05.10.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
winghsad0w | Archive of Our Own An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I also write non kink stuff too and that's gonna be here archiveofourown.org/users/winghs...

This one focuses on mech action with a smidge of other stuff here and there.

01.10.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Myzo Dig 01 - Chapter 2 - Juanstalvern00982 - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org/works/713312...

I was possessed by a ghost demon to write this. Anyways, lemme drop a lecture on ancient language translation, suffix meaning and so much manure and slurry

27.09.2025 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Genndy Tartakovsky shared test footage from his film โ€˜The Black Knightโ€™. It follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor. Sony isn't sure there's an audience for the film and havenโ€™t greenlit it yet.

After Kpop demon hunters success I don't understand why Sony are dragging their feet on this!

26.09.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5611    ๐Ÿ” 1580    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 181    ๐Ÿ“Œ 302

Someone: write 1000 word filth kink just describing the action
Me: includes lore, culture, pantheon, language lesson, nation geography, international relations
Also me: And all the women just shit themselves and don't bathe cause shut up

27.09.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I say cursed because my ear is trained to the anime version which is... I'm not sure how much higher, but higher. And this version has a near identical tempo, but is pitched lower... And has a lot of repetition and I just kinda don't like it as much

27.09.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Left Foot Trapped in a Sensual Seduction
YouTube video by Yasushi Ishii - Topic A Left Foot Trapped in a Sensual Seduction

I should post here more.

I may or may not.

Anyways here's a cursed version of Alucards theme from the Hellsing anime. www.youtube.com/watch?v=riSs...

27.09.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In brief, I'm down with most things to some degree. But I love writing about women who make a mess of themselves for some reason or another. Usually in terms of becoming gross, but sometimes mentally, sometimes physically.

Also mechs. Mechs cool. Scat will pop up from time to time be warned

27.09.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Juanstalvern00982 | Archive of Our Own An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Oh. I should maybe make like... A pinned post.
Hi. I'm wing, I sometimes write weird nasty messy kink stuff, sometimes write other stuff. Uh, my AO3 is here
archiveofourown.org/users/Juanst...

27.09.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Myzo Dig 01 - Chapter 1 - Juanstalvern00982 - Original Work [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org/works/713312...

Is it time for a random story update? It do be.

Kink-fic story. Involves a lot of soiling, manure, lesbianisim, Wam, masturbation, scat watersports and unwashed women.

25.09.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unironically love redraws of old art where all the technical skill and understanding is better but also the characters tits have doubled in size

12.09.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2867    ๐Ÿ” 551    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Show me receipts or call logs to #SAVESPEECH and get #nsfwart DISCOUNTS / COUPONS

Numbers/Emails/Mailbox:
https://yellat.money/
COPYPASTA SCRIPTS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MNAdVCogC14dinW4OCnzNX1JkhJdTmUIStzvSROChjo/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.is6wig4rp8vp

https://pixeljail.com/#comms

01.08.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Since i first saw this post a few days ago, the petition has raised over 10K signatures. Theres still 30K to go as of now, but that is within reach if we continue to share and encourage people to sign.

19.07.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1325    ๐Ÿ” 1349    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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amtrakโ€™s marketing team gets it

21.06.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30733    ๐Ÿ” 10056    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 454    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1217
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i dont think i ever put the snoms on here happypride :)

02.06.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6405    ๐Ÿ” 2793    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

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