Jalaguy

Jalaguy

@jalaguy.bsky.social

I post about toys! Amateur reading guide curator, TFWiki admin. He/they.

274 Followers 101 Following 585 Posts Joined Aug 2023
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These are the ideal Dinobots colors. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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1 day ago

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

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1 day ago

I genuinely remember it being the '00s and literally the only two pieces of information I knew about Resident Evil where that (a) it was a horror series with zombies and (b) they made one that was really racist.

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1 year ago
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happy MAR13 day <3

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2 days ago

I'm struggling to explain to non-fans how 'they found two missing episodes' feels. I think it might genuinely be a whole human emotion only accessible to Dr Who fans, like we're deep sea fish who can smell magnets.

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3 days ago

Ahoy. I'll be at @tfcon.bsky.social LA at *least* on Saturday, and I'll have a mini photobox with me.

If you've obtained a cool toy there that @tfwiki.net don't got a good user-submitted pic of, ping me on bluesky! We'll set up and get some pics and you can help make the wiki that much nicer!

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GI Joe Classified action figure Quick Kick prepares to fight two animated skeletons. GI Joe Classified action figure quick kick slices at one skeletons in front of him while slicing behind. GI Joe Classified action figure quick slices one skeleton while kicking another in the face. GI Joe Classified action figure quick kick slices two skeletons with two swords.

#toyphotography

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3 days ago

I think there's genuinely a degree to which the Siege-onward era of collector product/marketing (which began very soon after IDW1 ended!) has wound up turning a new generation of TF fans into G1 traditionalists who rankle at the kind of remixing/reinterpretation that was very routine in IDW books.

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3 days ago

Angela Bassett is on the plane because she's transporting the man who killed her first fiance so he can testify against a wealthy paedophile he shared a prison cell with, and he winds up making a toothbrush shiv so they can slice open somebody's broken leg to relieve pressure and restore blood flow.

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3 days ago

Two months later, I'm still constantly thinking about this 9-1-1 multi-parter.
There's a whole thing where they have to do the Apollo 13 O2 scrubber thing, but it's firefighters on the ground brainstorming crazy jury-rig first aid that can be done to save the lives of injured passengers.

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4 days ago

I think every single day about “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

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4 days ago
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(預購)26年4月 孩之寶 特種部隊 鼴鼠土撥鼠 喪屍蛇兵 Cobra Ramp Rats 二入組 精英系列6吋人物 ◆商品尺寸:35.5x22.4x5cm ◆商品結單日:2025/3/19

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5 days ago
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The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

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5 days ago

I *joked* in chat a few days ago that the factory must've accidentally dropped all the Hot Rod parts on the floor and then had to pick them up and sort them by hand before proceeding with assembly, but, like... did they??

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5 days ago

I desperately want to know what the hell happened in the factory that caused all these Hot Rods to have such atrocious QC, all in totally unique ways?
Like, it's not an "every copy has the thighs on backwards" situation - I'm constantly seeing new and bizarre ways that one of these can be fucked up.

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6 days ago

Really cool that they invented a Pride flag for people who can switch between a human face, a robot face and a monster face by turning a big dial on top of their head.

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1 week ago

It winds up being very convergent with the Furman "it never ends"/"the Transformers are doomed to fight forever" stuff!

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1 week ago

(Let this also serve as a PSA for anyone booking tickets, do not have a little panic like I did and think that you'd somehow totally misremembered the details and that hotel rooms are live today.)

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1 week ago

Hey @tfnationltd.bsky.social, FYI a non-functional "Book Hotel Rooms" button seems to be showing on the TFNation 2026 booking confirmation page, despite rooms not going up till the 21st?

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1 week ago
Book page with chapter heading "Chapter 9 - They Fight The Invisible Bears"

Working through the Oz series with my 8y/o and I have to say, if you're only familiar with the material that made it into movies, you're missing out on some prime stuff

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1 week ago

When I say that I love it, I'm not being sarcastic!

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1 week ago

I'm always saying this but I love how, despite having a consistent vocabulary, Huttese still sounds like a kid inventing Alien Words on the fly.
A guy will say some shit like "ooga bonki fleembo" and you'll look it up and find that, yes, that's the correct Huttese for "I want my money".

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1 week ago

My SS officer fit raising questions already answered by my SS officer fit

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1 week ago

I think there should be 13 Supreme Court justices. The original bearer of the Matrix should wield the Starsaber. One should have a beast-form. One has the Enigma of Combination. And so on.

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1 week ago

I did this for the first time too last year, and it was insanely funny to discover that Alien vs. Predator 1 was in fact Anderson making the exact same film as Resident Evil 1 again, up to and including rehiring Colin Salmon to play basically an identical character to his Resident Evil one.

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2 weeks ago
Front of the navy blue T-shirt, with a circular design on the left breast with text reading "Warehouse Party Garfield Techno" and pink line-art of Garfield reclining. Back of the T-shirt, with a large design taking up most of the space featuring the same pink line-art of Garfield surrounded by the text:

GARFIELD THE COOL CAT

GARFIELD / POOKY
ODIE / ARLENE
JON ARBUCKLE

WAREHOUSE PARTY

CAT FACT / MAD COOL SINCE 1978

THAT WAS MEANT TO BE SARCASTIC

24hrs NAP TIME

Shout-out to this officially-licensed Garfield T-shirt I just saw in Next in town:

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2 weeks ago
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Lmao

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2 weeks ago

(We've got listings for G2166 ARMORED AIRACHNID and G3259 ARMOR AIRACHNID CLASSIC, and the latter one with the higher product number is the one that's now hitting retail.)

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2 weeks ago

I think from some of the leaked listings we've seen, she might've originally been designed for the Energon Surge refresh with clear armour and weapons instead, but then got reworked as stopgap vanilla release and given a redeco of Chop Shop's weapon.

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2 weeks ago

The funniest thing would be if the Labour Party also got arrested today

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