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it’s Greg, not Gregory 😡 Soil chemist. My views are my own. 🌈 please don’t repost my selfies thanks
My cat has been asleep on top of me on the couch for 3 hours so far
31.01.2026 15:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you give them faces they’d fit into the candy kingdom from adventure time, they kinda have blonde wigs
31.01.2026 14:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
An abandoned commemorative ticket for Melania on top of an ad for some store ive never heard of
Waiting for my friend at the theater to see Send Help, and someone didn’t even want their commemorative ticket for Melania
30.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A billboard for the Melania movie with graffiti on it that makes her appear to be defecating on the American flag
This was done last night to the Melania billboard in my area by a true hero. Genuinely got a smile from me
30.01.2026 22:37 — 👍 28 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Awe man
30.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And arm!!
30.01.2026 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Proud of u
30.01.2026 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me seducing the engineer from Prometheus youtu.be/y5lkWEJ1fU8?...
30.01.2026 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And e can be stepbrothers
30.01.2026 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OH absolutely
30.01.2026 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No actually kill me
30.01.2026 16:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got stuck in a snowdrift at the fieldsite and had to call work for a toe 😬
30.01.2026 15:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Made my dina soar
30.01.2026 14:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 05pm can’t come soon enough
30.01.2026 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If that groundhog on Monday says 6 more weeks of winter I’m skinning it
30.01.2026 13:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fuck
30.01.2026 11:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sameee
30.01.2026 04:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thinking
30.01.2026 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh gross but that makes sense
30.01.2026 04:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Greys just started airing again wdym the next episode is a month out again 😭
30.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😍
30.01.2026 01:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Loving this development
30.01.2026 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i'll finally be able to tell my parents i'm into snatch
30.01.2026 00:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yeah you should take them off
30.01.2026 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh hell yeah
30.01.2026 00:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Chewed headphones, a cat is blurred behind
Hmm I wonder who chewed through my headphones while I was at work and now they don’t work
29.01.2026 23:25 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I was trying to save on running laundry
29.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can’t wait to get home and take a hot shower and then not wear pants
29.01.2026 21:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Wanna be a buddy so bad
29.01.2026 19:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Referring to this as the Fridgerethra from now on
29.01.2026 18:34 — 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
