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Dustin Mueller

@sqlcheesecake.bsky.social

I’m this guy who likes to do stuff. Liberal AF (will literally punch Nazis). Interests include SQL Server, baseball, food, coffee, travel, people, & dogs.

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Latest posts by sqlcheesecake.bsky.social on Bluesky

Look at Devin Williams. Dude can’t even pitch anymore.

11.08.2025 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of the biggest arguments against AI dependence is that the strongest proponents of its use have become visibly *dumber* in the last few years.

11.08.2025 16:51 — 👍 1200    🔁 206    💬 16    📌 12

Contrary to what Brian thinks, I think 2022 was prime Corbin Carroll time.

D.

11.08.2025 15:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says whoops . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and says whoops .
11.08.2025 13:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is he dead yet?

11.08.2025 13:19 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a denim vest is standing in a kitchen and says signed epstein 's mother Alt: a man in a denim vest is standing in a kitchen and says signed epstein 's mother

Hey @beyer.house.gov @raskin.house.gov @avindman.bsky.social - today would be a good day to impeach the orange 🍊 dictator for deploying the military against civilians in DC in violation of the posse comitatus act. Signed, Epstein’s mother

11.08.2025 13:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Trump’s gonna offer to give Vlad Alaska to try ending the war, isn’t he?

11.08.2025 13:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Deleting a post about Israel “accidentally” killing international journalists because I missed that they had declared them terrorists.

Everyone involved in this genocide needs to be sent to The Hague

bsky.app/profile/yasm...

10.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 3522    🔁 849    💬 49    📌 12

There is no universe in which this is defensible.

10.08.2025 23:45 — 👍 781    🔁 217    💬 9    📌 4

i distinctly remember a decade+ ago when all the creative jobs started going out the window being told to “learn to code”

10.08.2025 17:40 — 👍 2923    🔁 650    💬 92    📌 34

Dumbfucks always say “How was I supposed to know that a guy who lied CONSTANTLY was just gonna… lie about everything?”

10.08.2025 04:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is who they are.

It’s out in the open.

And they don’t think there will be accountability for it.

09.08.2025 21:38 — 👍 423    🔁 179    💬 29    📌 5

Man, I love this team.

10.08.2025 01:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Long's primary credential for IRS Commissioner was promoting a fraud-riddled tax scheme, and yet still appears to have more integrity than the rest of the Trump administration.
Trump has previously fired career civil servants reluctant to break the law, but Long would be the first Cabinet official.

09.08.2025 17:05 — 👍 667    🔁 196    💬 20    📌 6

Seizing the property of private organizations to punish dissent is totalitarianism.

It is illegal, anti-Conservative, Soviet, and sickening.

Yet people who drool ‘freedom’ whisper not a word to object. Lift not a finger.

09.08.2025 02:09 — 👍 1645    🔁 659    💬 1    📌 32

I’ll take it however they wanna win them!

09.08.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hoping so. The strike zone so far leaves a bit to be desired.

09.08.2025 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dammit…

09.08.2025 00:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah… it’s gonna be great…

Any guesses as to how long it’ll take? I want to make sure we’re actually outside then.

08.08.2025 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait, who are you again?

08.08.2025 17:58 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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fozzie bear is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee Alt: fozzie bear is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee, & & does a facepalm.

Just a gentle reminder that Labrador retrievers are not averse to just gobbling down that entire stick of butter you left on the counter to make cinnamon rolls…

08.08.2025 17:30 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a blue shirt is waving his hand in front of a black background Alt: a man in a blue shirt drops a mic in front of a black background

I knew it!

08.08.2025 15:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ooh - I’d throw sunflower seeds in there too, but that’s a personal preference.

08.08.2025 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The Berlin Wall being torn down.

The Berlin Wall being torn down.

Sadly, no one knows what this wall was for, as it was torn down.

Seriously though - fuck Hegseth.

08.08.2025 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This sounds like the exact demographic I’d have expected to do this shit.

07.08.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No thanks.

07.08.2025 12:56 — 👍 1505    🔁 181    💬 316    📌 28

Yes, dear SSIS developer, that version of SQL Server extended support ended 13 months ago.

What do you want me to do about it?

07.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going with False. Guessing it’s happened at least a couple times.

07.08.2025 14:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What an evil, racist motherfucker.

07.08.2025 00:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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