They just like me fr!!!!!!!!!!
Inventing a new type of clothing called “jants” (jean pants). thank you for the likes on this post
If you get a ticket on your car you can just take it off and say it got blown away by the wind 😉 happens all the time…. #lifehack
It doesn’t even matter how hard u try :( 🎻
Ready for a full day of adulting now that I’ve had my go-go bean juice 😂 #winning
You don’t have to separate your laundry. It’s fine #advice
Woke up at 3am and couldn’t stop laughing at “grocery bag fulla poop” then I went back to sleep. Just a glimpse into my mine
Couldn’t sleep last night thinking about “crumb chutney”
If u never go to the dentist u will never get a cavity. Follow me for more life hacks
Tumblers 👏 better 👏 than 👏 pumpers 👏 but y’all not ready for that conversation……..
Omg yes ty doing the NORGs work 🙏🙇♀️
Not the pupu jumpscare 😭
If I were president I would make abortion legal up to and including and also past 8 months. Also it’s free. I think u should be able to kill your own child without penalty at any point and it’s fine to do it. I could possibly even encourage it if that’s what you want to do. It’s ur life imo
The Beatles (kissing!!!!!)
Ngl I could use a board seat right abt now
You really only need two plates tbh
Been getting really into popcorn lately. Just eating it
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
It’s really good !!
bidet oscillation:on
worries:off
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lord have mercy on my soul
I love using Pinterest I use it exclusively to look at pictures of hair. I have never told anyone this befoe
What sexuality is it when u want a relationship but u don’t want to hang out
Putting creatine in my liquid b12. I will never die
Lmfao
People are saying "cancel your Disney+!" like ummm i'm not a loser i have never fucking had it
God I love having the best taste in media and entertainment all I do is win
On a 3 day streak of having some sort of doctors appointment. Will I make it to 4 ?? (Yes)
