Jake Berg

It's so crazy we live in a world where female athletes are striking for better wages and dodging sex toys being thrown at them, while trans athletes are being accused of evil scheming so they can play women's sports, which pays well and is highly dignified. It's almost like someone's full of shit

this is what the attorney general looks like in a kevin sorbo movie where jesus is a character

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

holy shit

I did not know about this, but now I do!

The sun delivers more energy to the Earth in one hour than all of humanity consumes in a whole year. In 2024, solar power alone accounted for over 60% of all new electricity generation in the United States.

Yet the Trump Administration is moving to defund the fastest-growing source of electricity.

We gave up, bring knives with us

Among the things we are going to look back on and realize we needed to do to help stave off authoritarianism was DC statehood. Lots of regrets when you lose a democracy, but this will be one of the big ones for us.

Fine fine, we get it

I just played skee ball at Funland next to one of the Pen Druid brothers. Small world.

i agree
statehood for Washington DC

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

Exclusive: Trump administration formally axes Elon Musk's 'five things' email The Trump administration on Tuesday formally axed a program launched by billionaire former Trump adviser Elon Musk requiring federal employees to summarize their five workplace achievements from the prior week, as first reported by Reuters.

Fuck these fucking people

Imagine naming yourself "Big Ballz" and then getting your shit wreck by a 14 year old girl and a 15 year old boy?

of all the things that never happened, this happened the least

If a DOGE staffer got his ass kicked in DC there’s less than zero percent chance it was because he was trying to defend a young woman from “about a dozen young men” lmao but this is some incredible fan fic

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

"bring back manufacturing jobs" listen the hard-working opinion staff at the new york times have been manufacturing consent right here in america this whole time

DC residents cannot wait to deface this piece of shit again

I share so much bad library news. Here's good news–and there's a big caveat because we know this was possible every year–but 11 more NYC public libraries will offer service 7 days a week with their 2026 budget: www.6sqft.com/11-more-nyc-...

Massachusetts police training materials accidentally tell truth, more at 11

Massachusetts police training materials identify Moms for Liberty as a hate group | Fox News Video Moms for Liberty co-founder Tina Descovich reacts to news that a training manual for Massachusetts police officers has identified her organization as a hate group.

M4L is running with this story and claiming *they* are under threat while continuing to target librarians and educators for harassment, firing, and arreat for doing the same jobs, the same work we always have.

Because they *are* in fact a hate group.

www.foxnews.com/video/637657...

Large green plant

This is not a drill! I repeat this is not a drill. Corpse flower set to bloom at the Botanic Garden between Aug. 4-6!

Pickle flavored beverage

Like boba, but not as chewy, kind of a briny liquid center

Well, if you read the alt text..,

Sonic pickle-rita slushy with pickle pearls

This is vile, cannot recommend

A fun reminder that a loss of 60,000 jobs in and around academia is ~50% more than all coal mining jobs in the entire country.