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Bravo really has been that bitch for 25 years when it comes to reality TV

WHY AREN’T ANY OF THE EVIL PEOPLE DYING?!

The Sears Tower from 6.3 miles away

I love that I can see this big beautiful bitch from my window

Okay stop it’s too much

That’s really beautiful though

Fuck 😔

Heard there’s a general strike today with zero organization, no union backing, no demands. Break out the pussy hats, performative neoliberalism is back baby

Oh, well that’s slightly clever. But like, just give me a quick little cutscene or a cute loading screen instead of making it feel like a chore 😭

Why do game designers think shimmying painfully slow through a crack in a wall is fun?

More snow 😍

Staying warm and horny on this #fcf

It’s #fcf 😏

Stay warm, Chicago

Las Vegas looks like such a shit hole, I hope I never have a reason to go there

Another Friday, another fat cock looking for some boy butt

Sniffies charging $75 for sweatpants is demented

I’m trying to play it cool and I know Chicagoans are probably over it, but I get super excited when it snows

We’re officially plant gays

We are so glad to finally be out of Florida, I never want to see that shit hole ever again

Oh and btw

Really need to make some Chicago friends and fast because I NEED to go

Merry Christmas

I kinda forgot about Bluesky, whoops. Anyway, I’ll probably post more once we get moved, it’s been a whirlwind. Exciting and nerve-wracking at the same time.

I will be a Chicagoan as of January 5 🥰

I don’t know what a beejork is, Benny

This and a blowjob from a dude

This fucking heat

Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally

I think this is a fantastic way to keep vital public transit funded. Call your legislators and tell them #MealTax4CTA

This and a cup of coffee