viv ⚠️☣️

feel like pure shit just want her (gyro flavor chips) back x

i recently saw that approximately one third of nba fans believe that there is a very small man living inside every basketball. to be clear i think it’s absolute nonsense, and even if it were true — IF it were true, which it is NOT — it would be terribly sad. why would you make up a story like that

when will you drop your macarona recipe

slowwwwly accumulating more scrapbo!!

Twilite Zone
Stanley, WI

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER YOU CLUMSY OX---YOU BROKE OUR LAMP- - GET OUT I'LL WRITE HER A LETTER AND APOLOGIZE SLUGGO’S LETTER- DEAR NANCY-IM SORRY I BUSTED YOUR LAMP-PLEASE FORGIVE ME. Sluggo ( SLUGGO DELIVERED HIS APOLOGY ON A NOTE TIED TO A ROCK) CRASH

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 9,1964

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER HELLO, ERIC GET LOST NANCY HOW CAN YOU ABIDE THAT UNCOUTH VULGARIAN? -HE'S SUCH A LUDICROUS MISANTHROPE I WISH YOU KNEW BIG WORDS LIKE THAT I KNOW PLENTY OF BIG WORDS UPHOLSTERER MASSACHUSETTS KINDERGARTEN FRANKFURTER DELICATESSEN LIVERWURST

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 6,1962

The word “im” typed with the two autosuggested words being “(im) sorry” & “(im) strokin”

this is insane

HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK DADDY-O

HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK

A goofy looking Luigi in a hoodie drinks a beverage on a sandwich board sign which also says un-deny-ably delicious un-defendablt yummy, take a sip, and strike depose

Another very good Luigi at Hasta Muerte in Oakland.

holodeck stuck on text adventure mode

@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social i feel like you should put a pin in this for later because no way this lasts

THAT POOR MAN HAS BEEN TAKING IT ALL DAY SIGN- COMPLAINT DEPT. I THINK YOUR STORE IS WONDERFUL --AND YOU'RE VERY NICE TOO

The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 2,1947

real housewives of cardassia

a spreadable sandwich is the kind of food delivery system i need where i am in my life right now. fuck it can we blend the bread up into it too so i can get my carbs without assembly. they should make wet food for men

An email from NFL on Location, subject line "The Jets are Headed to London and You Can Join Them!"

this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off

🥁 Announcing the Public Domain Image Archive! 🥁

We are v excited to share our new sister-project, the Public Domain Image Archive (PDIA), a curated collection of 10k+ out-of-copyright historical images, all free to explore and reuse: pdimagearchive.org @pdimagearchive

i want something to happen that changes existence fundamentally like i want someone's dream to fall out of their head and it changes everything. Now we have to deal with that

how many times has the enterprise exploded

A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player looking down at a Khajiit (cat person) dead, on the ground, stuck full of arrows, on grassy ground, behind the quest updated popup menu.

Quest Updated
Steve Is Dead, Isn’t He?

I have found Steve. He is full of arrows and peanut butter. But mostly arrows.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

William Schimmel, The Watcher

i predict that by the end of the year 2025, travel via dirigible will be the order of the day. railroad travel shall go the way of the dodo as hydrogen-filled airships allow intrepid sightseers to travel from new york to chicago within a single day. further, suppers will be electrified

mad that i see people call them "skeets" on here when really they should be "bleats"

beanies get stinky fast i hope he washes it frequently

thats kind of astounding i used to be a beanie guy and even though i SLEPT in it sometimes this is too far for me.

Companions from Dragon Age The Veilguard. From left to right starting on top corner: Taash, Lucanis, Bellara, Davrin, Emmrich, Neve, Harding. In the top right corner is a doodle of Manfred riding on Assan.

#Veilguard Companions sketches 🐲!
#DragonAge #DATV

A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player blocking an attack with their shield, from a large crocodile-like monster called a Daedroth, on a rainy, cloudy day, in a forest, in front of some ancient elvish ruins.

Your butt isn't zesty enough
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion

A sign I once made when I worked in marketing that says: • GET FINANCIAL HELP •START A RETIREMENT ACCOUNT •SAVE FOR FUTURE GOALS • PAY CREDIT CARD & STHDENT LOAN DEBT •AVOID SCORPION And then there’s an image of a large scorpion

Hmm why don’t I work in marketing anymore you ask

hey 👋 shot in the dark here, but could anyone out there just give me 50 million dollars or so? i should make a couple things clear. one is that i don't actually need it. the other is that i'm not interested in working for it. i just want it for free and for no specific reason. thanks!

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER OF COURSE I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS AW, THAT'S KID STUFF HE'S JUST A PLAIN, ORDINARY MAN НЕУ--- AREN'T YOU JUST A PLAIN, ORDINARY MAN? NO---I'M A PLAIN, ORDINARY WOMAN

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 23,1960