Jeremy

When you’re riding public transit you realize that what’s good for everybody is also good for you. If the bus runs faster, if the train is cleaner, if the AC works, we all benefit

when you’re driving a car, every other car on the road is your personal enemy

LET THE HERO BORN OF WOMAN CRUSH THE SERPENT WITH HIS HEEL

Dem message for next year’s midterms

every victory speech is like “to those that did not vote for me just know i will work with you”

nah dawg, we are running lib shit like it’s the four verts offense. gays everywhere. trans folks on every high school field hockey team. get on board or get smoked 42-0 at halftime.

jay jones has a winning message for 2026: [REMOVED FOR VIOLATION OF TOS]

Schumer is plainly just a massive bigot. he will not support a Muslim for elected office

This is worse than the worst thing ever attributed to any “Bernie Bro”. The Democratic leader literally refusing to say WHETHER HE VOTED FOR THE DEMOCRAT.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

I'm really trying not to get caught up in the heat of the moment with frustration, but it's really really difficult to make an argument that Dan Quinn keeping Jayden Daniels in this game isn't a fireable offense.

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

"everyone is available except Yamamoto" is Dave for "Yamamoto is closing and I will reverse engineer a way to use him as such"

the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Betting on games you play in: awful, uncool, threat to the sport, needs to be banned and illegal

Betting in illegal poker ring organized by the mob: insanely cool but unfortunately still needs to be illegal

Also god personally kidnaps you and sends you back in time and also gives you a new phone

Restore everything. Bring it back. This is American history. It's our iconography. It belongs to us. He doesn't get to tear it down and we just shrug and say "well, let's sweep that aside and do something else maybe". It's not just a building, and we have a duty.

Really funny that they keep demanding the guy who actually won a major party nomination drop out instead of the guy who lost his primary

i really hope i live to see a time where it again feels like education for its own sake is seen as a social good

Someone (Paxton?) is trying to primary him right it’s probably for that

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

Your ancestors didn’t live during the time of the greatest baseball player, Shohei Ohtani? Wow, wouldn’t be me

Legends ZA is really good, I love that this city in a pokemon game actually feels like a city I want one of these for every region

It’s always worth remembering that this utterly horrific wave of mass death inflicted on some of the poorest people in the world was for literally nothing. It hasn’t even been for some monstrously cynical benefit to someone, it hasn’t saved money. It is just some of the purest nihilism imaginable

this is a terrible idea, no Democrat should be acknowledging any semblance of Republican legitimacy right now

Probably best to chase it indefinitely