hazel 🐾

R.I.P. Harrod Jones

Is it true that there's a deep link between "DROOLING SIBLINGS"

I remember when i was pretty new to smoking weed i took a hefty bong rip and we went to watch the Behind the Scenes Production for Bambi with friends. And 5 minutes in I was so mad i had to leave the room because everything sounded like this video

I mean I'm not studying geopolitics professionally just as a pastime, you can learn new things and apply them to your understanding of other things forever

this is the sister post to my math post from yesterday. many new lenses are being polished and boy is it fun to look at things with them that might not otherwise apply

*spent too much time studying geopolitics voice* plurality is like being chock full of NATIONS while being physically incapable of becoming more than one distinct STATE

aaahhh, life

#nebart

they should make computer parts free for trans people

blackpyrefly it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it 3liza it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

me: okay so we are going to model our total identity as a summation of parts and eventually as a series of integrals added together across the bounds of our age, which is more accurate than trying to model each part as wholly separate and allows for further analysis of--oh, you stopped listening, ok

trying to draw up new system identity models only to find that I've written it in a way that makes it incomprehensible to anyone without a background in stem

artwork of an anthro female squirrel sitting on the ground. she is wearing a black dress diaper and puplre socks with purple bows in her hair. she has a pacifier around her neck and is sipping on a juicebox while looking at the viewer. she is talking with someone offscreen: "You're small again? (Yuh.) Happens a lot huh? (Yuh.) Can you say anything besides yuh? (Yuh.) Like what. (#@%&) PFFFT. Aight."

smol again

Ronald McDonald is such a good clown name. You wouldn't have thought of it. You would have given him something obvious like Bloopers McBurger, the name of a clown. They gave him the name of a man.

An unposted bsky post reads "I think all feral art is rweally awawawa woof woof woof". We see that the person writing it has suddenly and inexplicably turned into a feral dog. With his big paws, he is no longer able to post the post. he got autobalanced.

autobalanced
#furryart #feral #transformation #furrynsfw #feralnsfw

Mommy who drugs their little. Muscle relaxers, MDMA, ketamine.

Anything to make them out of it, pliable and euphoric the more they obey their caretaker and act like a helpless silly baby girl.

You wake up and hear playful noises and giggles coming from the nursery. When you arrive, you see me looking up at you all happy and excited, already awake and ready to be picked up to start my day. 🥰

"Up, up!!"

🎨 Art by @berrysweetcow.bsky.social 🩵
#babyfur #diaperfur #furryart

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Brushy

Drawbridge [OC]
#furry #furryart #tf #tfsky #tfeveryday #transfur #inanimatetf

Your plushies talk about how cool they think you are when you're not around, you know. They're all rooting for you to do your best today <3

Kikuri from bocchi my beloved alcoholic queen looking confused as hell and saying "doggy style means i get a treat after, right? Right?!"

making this a quote post for the clout

(old art)

they're spending valentine's together

being trained out of your adult sensibilities around a certain person is great and all, except for the bit where it pulls you away from your adult coping mechanisms for trying to fill the void inside you

"YEARNING" shouts the girl who has just spent all night cuddling mom

like trying to fill up an abyss with water but it drains faster than you could ever pour it in

i don't like that feeling

the problem with sharing a brainspace with a toddler is not being able to explain that no, it is not reasonable or feasible to ask for "infinite attention and affection at all times" especially when it seems like there's no amount that is like. satisfactory to her