Mikhail Ostrowski

Me as a child: it must be very hard to become a CEO and be very hard work once you get the job

Guy obviously on drugs speaking at a conference: the next five years of the economy should be about a dream I had where a dog spoke to me

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:

- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

The DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION is a legitimate agency but an executive order was signed to dismantle it. ICE is a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11 and at the time *Republicans* thought it was a bad idea. It's barely 23 years old. If it was a person, their mom would still be doing their laundry.

Well that’s something I didn’t know I needed until right this moment.

Van Der Beek dead at 48, leaving his family (SIX kids and a wife) broke because of the evil insurance system THIS fucking hag took a leading role in perpetuating

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

Have fun being able to fly while also setting everything around you on fire!

Our product can show you what's outside the window that's right next to you, perform a Google search slower than you can yourself, and misinform your surgeon mid-procedure, causing a catastrophic failure that will injure you for life. The entire economy is propped up on it

The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.

Really funny how the ruling class keeps justifying infringing on our liberties with "we gotta protect the children" while bombing palestinian children, protecting a global billionaire network of child trafficking, and building measles infested children prisons

Just had a Super Bowl halftime where the singer:
1) boasts about the poor place he’s from;
2) boosts the value of agriculture;
3) celebrates small town life;
4) highlights the joy of inter-generational celebrations; and
5) promotes marriage.

And tomorrow, the MAGA movement will attack it.

these guys claim the 2024 election heralded the beginning of eternal cultural dominance and here they are performatively boycotting the one shared cultural touchstone of normie America like absolute freaks

If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison

You can't actually steal ppl's ability and capacity to create art so the next best thing is devaluing the creation of art itself.

I keep thinking about when Mike Johnson was asked about the NFL getting Bad Bunny to play the halftime show and he responded by saying they should find "someone who appeals to a broader audience" like... 82-year-old Lee Greenwood.

Really shows how much of a bubble the right lives in.

The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

This entire administration exists solely to kill and torture brown and black people and to protect and promote the Epstein Class. That's the entire job of this Federal government. Why should we fund this

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

SpaceX Delays Mars Plans To Focus on Moon Elon Musk’s rocket company had aimed to reach the red planet in 2026

BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK TO FOCUS ON MARSHMALLOW FARM INSTEAD OF GUMDROP CITY

www.wsj.com/science/spac...

Me: Please reply to this comment if Nancy Mace is currently face down in a pile of drugs. Instant auto reply from Nancy Mace: Absurd. Crazy Left-wing FAKE NEWS. Just absurd. This is what happens when you have someone who goes against the machine, like Trump. And like Trump she is suing the pants off ALL MEDIA who print it. Office of Rep. Nancy Mace

Nancy Mace has an auto responder for comments containing the word “drugs”.

In a sane world, the decision by Rufo, Vance, & co. to slander and slap a target on the traumatized, hardworking immigrants who revitalized a rust belt city -- and who *were invited* to that city -- would be a stain on their careers that they never live down.

They should be reminded of it. Often.

Dunkin Donuts’ “Chocolate Strawberry Daydream Refresher” is the kind of thing Travis Touchdown would yell right before bisecting someone

americans: whenever you see a turbotax advertisement, never let yourself forget that turbotax and companies like it are WHY we have to file taxes like we do in the first place.

from: jeevacation@gmail.com
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To increase Grok’s popularity, xAI embraced making sexualized material, rolling back guardrails and ignoring internal warnings about the risks of producing such content, according to more than a half-dozen former employees of X and xAI, per WaPo.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

If he has a service, what does he need an answering machine for?

From: which.king@angmar.gov
To: xXSauronDaDeceiverXx@angband.edu
Date: 1554 Second Age
Subject: Re: Master Ring (Forged in secret)???

lmfao u totally shoulkd