@dartmanx.bsky.social
Average software developer. Dad joke enthusiast. US Air Force veteran. Gardner. He/him. I don't owe MAGA cockroaches an argument. Foxtrot Delta Tango. OF Types: I'm not interested. I follow gardeners to get something besides politics on my feed.
"Where's Barron?"
As a veteran, I can assure you the military already has enough insufferable pricks.
My least favorite was then-Lt Whit Walker (currently a light colonel). Barron is the only one who would be worse than him.
Me: "okay Bruno is asleep on the chair, I can finish up planting seeds."
TWO MINUTES LATER
"Hi Dad, whatcha doin?"
#vegetablegardening
Blood clots in her lungs. Very much not good.
A friend of mine, a social worker who works with disadvantaged kids, has it and has accepted it will one day be terminal.
Shame it couldn't have happened to a MAGA cockroach instead.
Three years later, the Killer Denny's Sign has not been replaced.
Hmm. Imagine that.
They need to take a number and get in line.
Bad: Reed Timmer is going to be in your state.
Oh shit: Jim Cantore is going to be in your state.
TSgt Ashley Pruitt
TSgt Tyler Simmons
RIP.
Same place, but $3.40 cents an hour. Give cents above the minimum wage.
Luckily Arsenal fans would have to fly across the pond to punish me for saying that.
Dogs > humans
Crazy is classier in Black and White.
I just made a grocery delivery order and realized I forgot to order a pie.
Report every DOJ lawyer who supports the administration in court to their state bar associations.
I'd say "don't fuck Trump" but he isn't really big on consent.
I looked at the table today and was like, why is Arsenal at number 1? The natural state of the universe is for them to be at number 2.
Tim Conway Dentist sketch vs WKRP Turkey Drop. I can't decide which is funnier.
Ran out of seed starter soil and don't want to go out with a huge bandage on my neck looking like I just hired someone to pretend to assassinate me. Still have three trays of tomato seeds to start.
$2100 a month, plus utilities. No pets. First three months deposit required. Credit check also required along with $50 application fee.
"Hey, I screwed around. Guys screw around. There's nothing wrong with that except you got caught, sport."
So what I'm hearing is Steven Miller is telling him to commit war crimes and he's seriously considering it.
I asked Claude to draw me a garden diagram, Claude generated an application and told me to draw it myself.
I'm working on deslopping it now.
The worst part of a MOHS procedure is either the lidocaine shot or being forced to listen to Bro Country the whole time.
Yeah, I bought it pretty soon after you published it. Excellent work, although in the meantime I think they updated that WR 102 is NOT going to fry the planet.
Supernovas at > 150 light years are cool.
Radiation baths because the supernova was closer not so much.
Check out the book Death From The Skies for more stuff to freak out about.
Okay I've got a medical procedure today I need a book for, I'll check it out.
You really want to freak out, Sirius has a white dwarf companion. Look up type 1a supernova.
(Sirius B is not accepting much matter due to distance from the primary, 6 AU I think. But man, if it was, we'd be ****ed when it hit 1.44 solar masses).
Aliens sneak in while everyone is distracted by Venus
The empties get filled with tomato seeds this weekend. The broccoli looks like it got too leggy. The peppers seem mostly happy.
#vegetablegardening