Justin Myers theguyliner - Bluesky Statics

Tiny Tears head on a Ken body

07.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He looks like a baby

07.03.2026 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No please do!

07.03.2026 10:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Marie I could almost hear the thwack of a gavel on mahogany as I read that.

07.03.2026 10:39 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can’t wait for this. I love SNL even when it’s a bit ropey. ESPECIALLY when it’s a bit ropey. But this is going to be great.

06.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have I just paid £2.99 in WHSmith for a Cherry Diet Coke? YES.
Would I do it again? YES. (With your debit card.)

06.03.2026 12:59 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hockey outfits!

05.03.2026 17:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Correct!

05.03.2026 12:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hope lots of parents of twins have sent their little darlings to school dressed as Rozanov and Hollander for World Book Day.

05.03.2026 12:01 — 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

Haha I'm sorry

05.03.2026 11:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.

04.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahaha

04.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I must’ve been watching it when I was in nursery

04.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The truth hurts but no pain, no gain.

04.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes that can’t possibly be right. I am seventeen years old.

04.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes it was insane they didn’t show it last time!

04.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My suspicion is they just put those tags on. I’ve had the odd ones that are definitely not new.

04.03.2026 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You are not, and will never be, Anna from ‘This Life’ We all have our own Manderley, don’t we? That place we return to in our dreams, over and over, like the second Mrs de Winter in Rebecca? For some, it’s childhood homes, running their fingers over t…

A reminder of the time I ruined everyone’s day with this inescapable truth

04.03.2026 20:11 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 6 📌 2

IMPORTANT:

04.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 0

Industrial strength Febreze and moth spray I think.

04.03.2026 20:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hahaha OMG!

02.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My favourite magazines between the ages of 8–11 were Woman, Woman's Own, Chat (when it was printed on newspaper), ancient copies of Just Seventeen, TV Times, NOTW Sunday mag – all available at my Nana's – and the Beano.

02.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 2

A small gossip item in my auntie’s Woman’s Own about Maxwell Caulfield visiting a nudist beach definitely helped me reach some important conclusions.

02.03.2026 08:46 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A banger!

27.02.2026 12:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Out now! In paperback, hardback, ebook and audio!

27.02.2026 09:24 — 👍 13 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2

Forever haunted by the checkout operator who watched me plonk a cucumber on the belt and said, ‘Quiet night in?’

26.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 54 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

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Hahahaha

24.02.2026 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh no this is the kind of optimistic sunshine that makes me think I could rob a bank and get away with it.

24.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This rain is my villain origin story

23.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

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