Justin Myers

Justin Myers

@theguyliner.bsky.social

Author, journalist, and Guardian Blind Date superfan. A body like Arnold with a Denzel face. (he/him) theguyliner.com theguyliner.substack.com

7,215 Followers 553 Following 2,054 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 hours ago

Same. Takes my breath away. Like being in a film.

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7 hours ago

Love the new branding!

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7 hours ago

Oooooh looks great!

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13 hours ago

That recent period where stage actors were complaining about content warnings because they love to watch audiences jump out of their seats or recoil in disgust was VERY telling. If you don’t need them, don’t read them!

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13 hours ago

I fled the second I saw it (well, after I wiped the equipment down)

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15 hours ago

I know. 🤢

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15 hours ago

My gym is pretty grubby but I allow it because everyone’s friendly, it’s pretty chilled and it’s affordable. However: TOENAIL CLIPPINGS under the pectoral fly today. I’m out.

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1 day ago

She’s an icon. Bonkers decision.

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1 day ago

She is THE pro. Madness.

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1 day ago

I’m gutted.

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1 day ago

Hahaha. Many, many things

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1 day ago

Absolutely gutted.

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1 day ago

Am furious.

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1 day ago

Nobody good!

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1 day ago

I know!

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1 day ago

Devastated!

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1 day ago
Preview
The truth about Karen Hauer 'Strictly' is dead to me.

I wrote about the ‘glue’ people who hold a friendship, band, or TV show together and what you lose when they’re gone – and why Karen Hauer is that for me and Strictly.

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2 days ago

The West End’s most affordable show! Ticket prices:
Stalls – 3 feet pics
Dress – 2 feet pics
Gods – 1 feet pic

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2 days ago

WHAT

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4 months ago

SATAN: So what makes you want to work here? Isn’t it a bit of a sideways move for you?
ME: Well, sideways and down, haha
SATAN: Haha
ME: But I’ve been working in the sector for a while, and I feel this is where the action is
SATAN: Your most recent role was…
ME: Cinema website designer
SATAN: Sweet

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6 days ago

Tiny Tears head on a Ken body

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6 days ago

He looks like a baby

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6 days ago

No please do!

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6 days ago

Marie I could almost hear the thwack of a gavel on mahogany as I read that.

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1 week ago

I can’t wait for this. I love SNL even when it’s a bit ropey. ESPECIALLY when it’s a bit ropey. But this is going to be great.

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1 week ago

Have I just paid £2.99 in WHSmith for a Cherry Diet Coke? YES.
Would I do it again? YES. (With your debit card.)

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1 week ago

Hockey outfits!

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1 week ago

Correct!

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1 week ago

Hope lots of parents of twins have sent their little darlings to school dressed as Rozanov and Hollander for World Book Day.

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1 week ago

Haha I'm sorry

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