Alex Quigley

For as much buzz that the first episode of the new South Park season got...

...the second episode had me yell "HOLY SHIT" multiple times and is far, far better

Oh my god, did Anthony Richardson's season just end in the first quarter of the first preseason game

he's so low-energy these days, can't even sell his lies with gusto anymore, smh

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LITERALLY THE SECOND-BEST RECORD IN THE NL, WHAT THE ACTUAL????

specifically what part there are ya proud of, Pete?

BE SPECIFIC

Farthest I've been:

N: Lac du Flambeau, Wisconsin
S: Guayama, Puerto Rico
E: Vieques, Puerto Rico
W: San Francisco, California

(I should travel more.)

SUPER ILLINI
SUPER BOWL
🔶️🔷️

Guys, we're going at least 9-3

"universal vaccine" might be the stupidest, dumbest thing I've read in 2025

everybody Wang Chung tonight!

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Needed this one today, Cubbies.

LOL every damn time

Hello Boone County!

Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Chicago Bears | Defector Some people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so ...

IT'S THE MOOOOST WON-DER-FUL TIIIIIIIME OF THE YEEEEARRRRR

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looking into my inbox after a week's vacation

Sidney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the HOTTEST ad out there. It’s for American Eagle, and the jeans are “flying of the shelves.” Go get ‘em Sidney. On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid, and seriously WOKE, advertisement, THAT IS A DISASTER. The CEO just resigned, the company is in turmoil. Shouldn’t they have learned a lesson from Bud Lite, which went Woke and essentially destroyed, in a short but very Woke campaign, the Company. The market cap destruction has been unprecedented, BILLIONS OF DOLLARS LOST. Or just look at Woke singer Taylor Swift. Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on TRUTH that I can’t stand her

brain leaking out his ears

even for 2025 that's too on-the-nose

CUBS ARE GOOD

Da Bomb is simply even worse than you think it might be

Honestly it'll be tomorrow morning 😬

Update: AAAAAAAAAAA

Let's get weird.

It's official! Wrigley Field will host the 2027 MLB All-Star Game: blockclubchi.co/4fnXW0e

MY SOUL IS READY FOR 500-FOOT BOMBS

*Billy Corgan walks outside tonight, sniffs an entire lungful of air through his nose, turns to camera and says*

THE WORLD IS A CAMP-FIRE

MY HOME

YouTube video by Jeff Kelley Harry Caray's call - Sandberg game vs Cardinals June 23 1984

youtu.be/LsoW89vRSzg?...

Okay, NO CITY should be monthly-testing their sirens at 1:15pm on a sunny random Monday the 28th.

LOOKING AT YOU, SCHOFIELD WISCONSIN