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It seems darker!

21.11.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sweet baby Ray!

21.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's one way to do it

21.11.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something. Very minor league/unlicensed generic vibe.

21.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Houston's uniform and field looks like something straight out of the Arena League

21.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
18.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

As God intended

13.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Either that or super mono.

10.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bills Bishop is my uncle!

08.11.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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nordstrom rack from the ground level on sixth avenue looks like it says rdstrom ACK

nordstrom rack from the ground level on sixth avenue looks like it says rdstrom ACK

they opened a cathy store in manhattan

30.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

That's usually a giant pick up parking like that

21.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's definitely a guy who believes he's living in a simulation

21.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah the world needs more Aaron Takahashis not less.

14.10.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words `` same as it ever was '' above it . ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` same as it ever was '' above it .

Stopping the run?
Not getting off the field on 3rd down?
Bad at tackling?
3rd rate WRs?

14.10.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, this edited 2 Live Crew CD just isn't the same.

14.10.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's still complimentary football if every aspect of the team is ass.

14.10.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Beane fucked the roster. Whiffed on critical picks and committed to a vision of the defense that has never worked when it counted. They’re in actual trouble.

14.10.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

I guess a goal song doesn't matter if they don't get to play it

10.10.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hell yeah looks like hockey is back! (Jerk off hand motion)

08.10.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Comb, liquid. Sorry.

24.09.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue scissor liquid ain't free

24.09.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For 5 hours!

21.09.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time for Tua Turndaballova

19.09.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Very happy with today's bland offense.

19.09.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goes hand-in-hand with the give up big plays on 3rd and 4th down.

19.09.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice to see the can't tackle bills came to play today.

19.09.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Another year, Another year of the Bills being bad at all the same things.

08.09.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough

08.09.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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