(i'm gonna do smth)
19.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@renownedwriter.bsky.social
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(i'm gonna do smth)
19.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jack
(genuinely kinda tired of trying)
“ To one of your 𝙉𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙔 clients, this is a real chance for me... ”
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Penned by Pie
✱ Ya heard it right! He was nice, should probably still be alive, eh?
12.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0✱ Yuppidy-do! Nice human, he was...
12.10.2025 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0✱ I will make a song in your honor and call it Fag de Lune!
12.10.2025 22:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0✱ Heh, bold of you to assume I am not gay, and that I can say the word freely!
✱ Clearly you haven't seen an old homosexual man before, typical...
✱ ... ya fag!
✱ You fag!
12.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1✶ Seductive sunday? I'm quite sexy myself, I tell ya!
12.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0✶ I do whatever I want!
12.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0✶ Let's hope it's just a phase!
12.10.2025 21:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1✶ ... The hell am I supposed to do in this situation?
12.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0✶ Genius germs... handshakes? Ah, ah... I'm not big on these types of minimalistic games!
12.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jack
(human Gerson event? maybe.)
✶ Pssh, what? Is he some kinda Harry Pogger character?
「 He cackles. 」
✶ But, hmm... maybe I do know your father, jus' can't quite put my finger into it.
✶ All I remember is that I've probably met him once or twice.
✶ Ain't he the one with the big nose and weird glasses?
「 Scratching his chin... 」
✶ I saw him 'round ere every once in a while! Never figured what's up with em', still.
✶ Eh, don't care about them, Gabs!
「 He taps his cane on their head. 」
✶ 'sides, you know how your dad is! Can barely know what he has going on in that hollow noggin'!
✶ Hey, big feller! Being old ain't that bad! Ye know what they say, 'old is gold'!
12.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0✶ Let that side shine, kiddo! You still young, don't fret 'bout it too much.
「 He chuckles, cane firmly held... 」
✶ Less, there's another reason why you don't act happy even if you are? Somethin' botherin ya?
✶ Childish means happiness, so does goofiness, stuff like that!
✶ It means you still have fun in things, ya know? No shame in showing that.
✶ I myself am childish, geheheh! I rarely even get serious, less it's important in my eye!
(HAPPY ENDING)
09.10.2025 16:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0jack
(I love Gerson and Gabi ints, I really try my best to give them that non-blood related family dynamic)
✶ But, do ya really need to be ashamed? Knowing that, there's someone that appreciates your efforts, no matter what it is, doesn't it make you want to keep trying, and thriving?
✶ You're a talented kid, Gabi, you got way more in yeself than when I did when I was younger, GYAH HA HAH!
「 The old man cackles... nearly mocking you, but in a friendly way. 」
✶ You think that aint good enough? I thought it was fine for yer first try.
✶ Sometimes, life don't really go by fast, few are talented enough to do these types of things, no fuss, no buzz.
✶ A lot of things can be life advices! Ye just gotta try.
「 Rubbing Gabi's head gently! 」
✶ But, if you want my secret, hmm, well... how do I tell ya?
✶ Put a lil shell into it! Try it, I'm sure you'll do just as good!
✶ So, what else can I do except say thanks?
✶ Maybe all some people need is a little shine in their life and a lil' glimmer of hope so they can be determined to make a change.
✶ Don't overexaggerate it, kiddo! It's easy!
✶ But, some appreciation goes a long way, don't it?
✶ I could be weak, fragile, hell, I could even be dying to just stop trying, geheheh! Yet...
✶ ... for some people, the smallest of compliments mean the most of words.
✶ Hmm? What, you puttin' up some kinda cat competition up?
✶ Well, I can't say no to that, GYAH HA HAH!
✶ Hmm, let's see... let's see, ah, found my voice!
「 Putting on his best cat chord on and meowing. 」