ーNAOKI KASHIMAー

(nc) anyone else having an existential crisis at this hour

*BANG!*

*BANG, BANG!*

One shot. Two shots.

He had shot at the ghost.

There were no voices telling him to do that. It was something more raw.

"...No."

He lied.

"No, no it didn't."

And he lied.

"We never even met before that!"

That one, he couldn't say for sure.

...But it sure felt like a lie. Why, though?

Why? Why? Why? Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhy--

He Thought The Forcefem Was For One Day Only He Mad

It was pounding.

And not in a good way.

Suddenly, he felt those questions he wanted to ask would have to be chosen very carefully.

"...Have... we met before...?"

That one didn't feel safe, but it was the most pressing one.

"Kashima, Naoki. It's... nice to meet you?"

The greeting felt redundant and, somehow, like it should have happened earlier -- much earlier than even their *first* encounter. But how could he have ever introduced himself to someone he had never met?

...An all-new feeling of dread filled his heart.

Peach's Manifesto! Maybe We Should Let Bowser Do His Thing Actually

// I think there should be *more* fucked up and evil depictions of fictional women, actually

YouTube video by STEEL Beatrice's Laugh (Umineko)

// I love her sm www.youtube.com/shorts/WcG8s...

You will. There's like a million of him running around. It's actually quite scary.

// Now you have. :)

// Have you seen her?

Don't worry about it.

Ah, so the tech bros happened.

I've seen more than enough of that one guy with the TV head for that joke to ring uncomfortably.

Ouch. What got it?

...Among other things.

Sorry, too many hits to the head from Thor's hammer.

**a

I mean,

You *did* get killed by a tree.

Did your world also suffer an universe-wide apocalyptic event?

I wanna say a good 90% or so of what I ran across tried to kill me.

Or manipulate me into making choices that would entrench me in far deeper shit.

No giant tree, but I did punch a giant disco ball with a face that called itself an agent of God.

Not functionally.

Good times. Not

I went to Hell while alive

I wish I was touching feathers rn

damn

tf they doin over there

WHA--

When the Mound comes out Shiftin