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Jaye McBride

@jayemcb.bsky.social

comedian, comic book creator, armadillo wrangler Not interested in dating

2,027 Followers  |  1,967 Following  |  125 Posts  |  Joined: 10.08.2024  |  1.9066

Latest posts by jayemcb.bsky.social on Bluesky

Podcast bros who talk about being libertarians give off the same vibe as white women who talk about being a Pisces

18.07.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Schroedinger's List- when something doesn't exist but is also fake
#epstein #epsteinlist #maga

16.07.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ghislaine Maxwell is walking around prison like she's one of the kids in a Final Destination movie #Epstein #EpsteinList

15.07.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The epstein list does exist, unfortunately, it was being stored in a Texas summer camp #epstein #epsteinlist

14.07.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminder that it's '8647' not '6947'. I made that mistake once and got a way different reaction

20.05.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why I hate dick jokes about trans women (which is every joke about trans women)

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12.05.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to watch the Vatican pick a new pope until they get rid of the bathing suit portion of the competition
#Vatican #popefrancis #conclave #pope

21.04.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#politicalcartoon #trump #tariffs #fucktrump

04.04.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Please remind Riley Gaines that she owes her career to a trans woman every chance you can

02.04.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trans women and black men are alike in one way- hacky white comedians tell the same jokes about us having big dicks

31.03.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I realize that when I try to dress cutesy, I look like a serial killer. So it's either find another style or wear something else when I'm killing prostitutes

28.03.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Before getting confirmed, Hegseth thought 'Houthi' was something to put in a woman's drink #houthis #signal #hegseth

27.03.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a whiteboard and says i will never tell you ALT: a man is standing in front of a whiteboard and says i will never tell you

People I chat with on Signal:
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@jayemcb.bsky.social
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@aeidinger.bsky.social
@intellectualstoner.bsky.social
@bellvisuals.bsky.social

26.03.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Haha those were great. And, as a mediocre artist myself, I appreciate it even more :D

26.03.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But do you really love Gambit and Roque... on weed!? (I can't believe how old that movie is)

26.03.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha well we already took stonewall, just a few more left :D

26.03.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was looking at old d&d art the other day and got some feels. Not the best art but I still loved it

26.03.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Republican men think finding out a girl is trans is the worst thing that can happen while liberal men think finding out the guy who sold you an electric vehicle is a nazi is

26.03.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha very true.

25.03.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The nature of things DE&Iโ€ Iโ€™ve been thinking about the big push by the Trump administration to fight DE&I. At its core itโ€™s an interesting fight. Diversityโ€ฆ

transposition.medium.com/the-nature-o...

23.03.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I want my teeth to be as white as the immigrants trump allows near him

25.03.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only:

(It's an honorary degree)

19.03.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

New cringy trend- cis comics who were telling trans dick jokes last year now trying to sound like allies

18.03.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like my men like I like my coffee. Roasted, ground up and boiled alive

17.03.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trans people should start naming themselves after civil war generals just to confuse maga

15.03.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Turns out Elon is into being pegged. I bet his favorite position is DOGE style

14.03.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can someone please hand Trump one of these to distract him from starting world war 3?

13.03.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This video hurt my brain. These people legit think they know what they're talking about and it's terrifying

13.03.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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