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KOOLSCHRANK PRESS is the book publishing arm of the world’s leading Surrealist newspaper: Der Koolschrank.

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New! From Koolschrank Press

An epic novel of love, lunacy and malignant civilizations

“Stands alongside the classic literature of Stendhal, Lautréamont and Breton”

available here:
koolschrankpress.com/publisher/ba...

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💙

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"They put my head in an air fryer"

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Koolschrank Press
announces its new exclusive

FINE ART PRINTS

available here:
koolschrankpress.com/art/fine-art...

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Nobody in America needs drugs any more to accelerate death.

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“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language, and next year’s words await another voice.”

-T.S. Eliot “Four Quartets”

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Rerunning this classic New Year’s Eve article from Der Koolschrank:

HOW LONG DOES THIS END?
derkoolschrank.com/how-long-doe...

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"Person, TV, five-headed chicken talking to me in Russian, sack of money"

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Oberbefehlsleiter Miller is not the telegenic beauty he once thought he was.

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It's the Krasnov Doctrine.

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article from Nov 8, 2024:
derkoolschrank.com/america-the-...

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The Cambodia-Thailand bloodshedding entered its most recent phase when Der Trump suggested they go to war so that the victor will win the honor of presenting him with a new peace prize.

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Scotus has become Adolf's Sondergericht.

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"Hey! What was I even thinking! This isn't the Miss Teen USA award! Where the hell are all the girls?"

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😆

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"Don't call us...we'll call you"

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Santa's first ho

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"I ain't doin' shit until I see some serious money on this table"

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"I ain't doin' shit until I see some serious money on this table"

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"Looks like I picked the wrong century to play President!"

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STEVE BANNON CALLS FOR SHOCK TROOPS STEVE BANNON CALLS FOR SHOCK TROOPSJuly 26, 2022 -Durt Fibo This week's history began when Steve Bannon emerged from court with a brace of contempt of Congress convictions, only to invoke his eidolon ...

from 2022:
derkoolschrank.com/steve-bannon...

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They'll do everything to prevent Bad Bunny from announcing his presidential run at the halftime show!

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Mass starvation is the MAHA health plan.

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