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๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿซ‚ โค๏ธ ๐Ÿชท๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ“San Francisco

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Dead & Company fan dies at San Francisco show Fred Cothard, 54, collapsed during the 60th anniversary concert Sunday.

โ€˜What a way to goโ€™: Deadheads mourn fan who died while dancing at final show sfstandard.com/2025/08/07/g...

08.08.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In case it wasnโ€™t obvious I love the Dead and have many incredible memories from the past 55 years since my first show. I have different goals for my moment of death but I still connect with this story.

08.08.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lovinโ€™ the messiness. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ

08.08.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In spirit maybe I was? ๐Ÿฅต

08.08.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a sin to let the precum escape without a holeโ€ฆ

08.08.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So is my zoom meeting. โœŠ๐Ÿพ
Maybe both are in order ๐Ÿฅต

08.08.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This dickstracted me from a 7am zoom meeting. ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜ˆ

08.08.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s working! ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘‘

08.08.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh Mike! ๐Ÿฅต happy FCF

08.08.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who hasnโ€™t done this?

08.08.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plaid. My favorite color. โค๏ธ

08.08.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œMore please!โ€ ๐Ÿฅน

08.08.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

08.08.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagining the encounterโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

08.08.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is standing next to a girl in a bedroom and says yeah cheers thanks a lot . Alt: Patsy Stone is standing next to Saffy in a bedroom and says yeah cheers thanks a lot. A scene from Absolutely Fabulous TV series. Alt text for those who were unconscious in the 1990โ€™s.

When the new guy Iโ€™m trying to date didnโ€™t know Joanna Lumley, the 30+ year age gap became apparent. And I love him for that. ๐Ÿฅฐ No scars to heal. ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹

08.08.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joanna Lumley is grand ma ma Frump!!! โค๏ธ

08.08.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omie, youโ€™ve outdone yourself. Beautiful and ready for the next frontier. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅฐ

07.08.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s missing somethingโ€ฆ let me seeโ€ฆ what might that be?
๐Ÿ˜ˆ

07.08.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You give your followers what they want, hole and pole, and I add a smidgen of comic relief.

I love your energy and your message. ๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐ŸคŽ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฝ

06.08.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Mr Growth,
A fellow Leo. Looking fantastic sir! ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚

06.08.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good catch!

06.08.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wish I could be submissive.
Alas, I am a brat who seeks to disrupt my master, but with everything he wants. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

06.08.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Intimidate me with your humility anytime. ๐Ÿฅต

06.08.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m all smoke and mirrors. ๐Ÿ˜‰

06.08.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Observed. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

06.08.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blk is beautiful xโ€™s 2
๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿชต๐Ÿชต๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค
Iโ€™ve got the rest of the matching set ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.08.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish it were sexy and queer.
I had to go soak in the hot tub with 2 other gay neighbors to get the hetero vibes off me when I got homeโ€ฆ it worked. ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜‰

05.08.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re talking about tectonic plates, right? Sorry. So many big dicks on the timeline today I thought you misspelled dicks instead of plates. ๐Ÿ˜‡

05.08.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine walking into work still dripping from your subway rideโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘‘

05.08.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ
Congratulations. +1

05.08.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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