She totally would have played it up to make Hank jealous if he’d taken a less murderous approach.

Man, this app is asking for some intensely personal information to verify my adulthood. No thanks.

He’s a bad ex-husband and an unreliable ally, but we really shouldn’t ignore his commitment to shirtlessness.

Logan is still better at it, though.

Don’t worry, Mac. Heather will suck at it, too.

Is Alyssa Wong still going to be writing it, or do we know?

That crossed my mind. I wonder if Psylocke will come back after Age of Regurgitation?

Wait, is the Astonishing Avengers Infinity Comic also over? Man, Marvel is not masking its disinterest in Readers Like Me.

Jarvis is always on brand.

Did you email Marvel today and ask them to reconsider the cancellation of Avengers Academy? Because I sure did.

Manipulated by poseurs with bad intentions!

I object to that defamatory characterization. Forearm was an angel who never did anything wrong.

General Joyless sounds like a Powerpuff Girls villain.

Fuck.

That’s a really good way of putting it.

Truly. It was the best title Marvel had.

This was my absolute favorite Marvel title by a wide margin. There are a bunch of other ongoing series I should be inclined to like because of the cast but that I can’t even be bothered to keep up with on Unlimited, because they’re generally joyless.

😢

“Task” is very HBO.

Who could ever have predicted that leaving Ultron at large would end badly? Even genius futurist Tony Stark didn’t have it on his bingo card.

This is where I post from.

There’s a contestant on Halloween Baking Championship who I would swear is Amy Sedaris punking the Food Network.

What broke the logjam on podcasts talking shit about From the Ashes? I welcome it, obviously, but I’ve listened to two so far this week that went in much more than I’ve grown accustomed to.

I feel so seen.

Representation matters.

Disney Stock Takes a Devastating Nosedive as Major Stars Call For Boycott Major Disney+ stars and iconic ABC creators have called for a boycott of Disney, pushing fans to cancel subscriptions, leading to a stock nosedive.

🚨UPDATE: In response to the boycott that erupted over the weekend, Disney decided to update the cancellation process on their website, making it MORE DIFFICULT FOR THEIR SUBSCRIBERS TO STOP GIVING THEM MONEY.

This underhanded strategy hasn’t retained customers as they hoped.

Sexy!

Solid!

There’s really no wrong answer!