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Though the commentary attracted widespread criticism, all parties conceded to recognize "the devastating hardship" Dunlap faced in regularly having to talk to Marty Griffin.

"I've blamed young people, my lower back, local ordinances, corrupted values and hell, even Mike Tomlin...Still, nothing seems to improve."

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Penguins Hold Vigil for Victims of Recent Big Mac Attack

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Pennsylvania, as Your Senator, I Promise the AI Boom Will Benefit Everyone I Represent Who Is Also My Wife

"Bro, we get it, she's a good-looking figment of our imagination. Can we just see the game, please?!"

the number of hits troy aikman has taken throughout his career neatly summed up by his saying "rodgers'ses"

alone

great weather to sit outside and crush a 30-rack of social lubricant

just saw a kid with a PGH 412 license plate shirt with construction cones on the back listed as the pennsylvania state flowers. is this the yinzer version of anakin dominating the pod races in episode 1?

it is getting increasingly difficult to just soldier on and post bullshit like "i'll have the chopped unc salad please" when it's just atrocity after atrocity after atrocity. i hate this timeline

"our god is great."

"does he provide bounty and inspire goodwill throughout humankind?"

"nah, missed field goals and this wheel where you can win money."

"i see. do you ask for these things in church?"

"oh, i don't go to church. i ain't got time for that shit."

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Idlewild & SoakZone for Grown 90s Kids? Sad Local Man Standing Listlessly in Shower for 45 Minutes Now

a purveyor of all life's fine things

A public service announcement featuring a healthy liver and ham BBQ beside one another–imploring folks to know the difference.

"A lot of families take this moment for granted, but I want to look back on this day and say, 'Wow, we decided the Lions would win straight up and that Bo Nix would throw TDs...together.'"

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Wow! Santa Kills Entire 30-Rack of Iron City Kids Left for Him

"Are you supposed to have a second wind at 11:30 a.m.?"

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"Another day another dollar...to my useless degrees," said Wagner, who had searched months for a job within his expertise before settling for a position at CreationCorp, an AI startup that offers ownership licenses for computer-made media ranging from self-help books to battle mech pornography.

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any chance the pens have a career leader list in money spent on arena beer? 2025 is almost over and im trying to latch onto whatever successes I can