My impression of an owl reacting to the All-American Halftime Show Lineup
👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
So happy that The Chainsmokers isn’t anyone’s top artist in their Hinge profile any more.
The girlies are FITE-ING!!
#Rawr
This Friday!
Every single time I see “Meidas Touch”, I automatically
1) sing the song
2) think of tires 😭
Every single time. And I know it ain’t even the right spelling but clearly my brain doesn’t give a damn lol
Was ok.
Tonight!
Saturday night in LA
Steve Char-Vey
I re-downloaded my puppy TikToks before the app got murked. Remembering both how easily Herman would go along with my stoopidity and how shiny my new fridge used to be.
There’s a metaphor in there somewhere.
#RIP
Heard it before
The Pop Tarts trophy toaster definitely works, but yeeted the Pop Tarts on the floor
You want me to celebrate Jesus? A man who broke the law?
Big “My eyes are up here” energy.
I’m prone to weird.
So while effing around on the #AliExpress app, I came across these ducks and instantly chucked them in my cart.
Silliness to ensue.
See y’all tonight at the ‘Barn
Ur fav could neva
I owned the CDJs, would be sweet if this was a real thing.
Next week is the annual
“Why it gotta be Black?” Wednesday party.
After all of the madness of the last few weeks, come thru and be loved.
#ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight
#Smartbar
#ChicagoShit
#First
