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@asteriae.bsky.social

hi, I'm kimber/aria! she/her 37yo sapphic bisexual easily startled horror enthusiast ffxiv/phasmo/drakenier asteriae xen'valen @ ultros ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฉธ aria caelestis @ siren โšชโš–๏ธโšซ

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12.02.2026 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4875    ๐Ÿ” 1804    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

the new silent hill.. they cunted

13.02.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why just thursday

12.02.2026 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Discord lied.

theyโ€™re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

โ€œfacial scans will never leave your deviceโ€ -discord lmao.

12.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8131    ๐Ÿ” 4772    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 215

first time I've ever used All of my time!

12.02.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Officiallyโ„ข๏ธ out of all my paid personal and vacation time until april and honestly it was time very Very well spent

12.02.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bro out here looking like a cybertruck and it shows

12.02.2026 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmaoo

12.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's gonna be sooooo cool ripping it through the wall; anyone witnessing that will be like "whoa hey this guy is so cool what am I even doing here I don't even want to stand around waiting for this super neat and smart and cool dude to dig out his- OH SHIT IS THAT A TRENCH KNIFE FROM WWI??? I'm out"

12.02.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

never forget the roots ๐Ÿ™โœจ

11.02.2026 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh good my magsafe wallet got delivered so I can finally put my lithuanian cunty case on my phone that I bought when I was intending to get a fuckin wallet attachment

11.02.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In what must be a new world record for the โ€œbisexual disasterโ€ event,

11.02.2026 03:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of figure skaters Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, and Isabeau Levito. Above them, text reads โ€œAlt, Gay, and from New Jerseyโ€: The โ€œBabes of Gloryโ€ are TikTok Fancam Fuel. The post was made by Them.

A photo of figure skaters Alysa Liu, Amber Glenn, and Isabeau Levito. Above them, text reads โ€œAlt, Gay, and from New Jerseyโ€: The โ€œBabes of Gloryโ€ are TikTok Fancam Fuel. The post was made by Them.

I canโ€™t stop laughing about โ€œand from New Jerseyโ€

10.02.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3155    ๐Ÿ” 516    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 186

I have no hate for my ffxiv modder friends, but I swear sometimes when I show them a screenshot I took on my end and they see what their characters actually look like it's like showing Dorian Grey his portrait

10.02.2026 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 491    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

making your own snow lmao

10.02.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this was me and @sylph.bsky.social and @asteriae.bsky.social but figure skating bc we missed it while traveling

10.02.2026 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

harold they're lesbians

10.02.2026 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cold weather making me dry and itchy is evil

10.02.2026 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A two panel meme
the first has text "born to dilly dally" and a picture of the pokemon spheal looking happy and moving very fast with motion blur
The second has text "forced to lock in" and a very serious picture of spheal

A two panel meme the first has text "born to dilly dally" and a picture of the pokemon spheal looking happy and moving very fast with motion blur The second has text "forced to lock in" and a very serious picture of spheal

09.02.2026 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 850    ๐Ÿ” 239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

oh lmao I was literally just venting about this
it's soooo fucking dumb

09.02.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Three green-skinned clip-art witches surrounding a cauldron. In the middle is one witch stirring the cauldron with the other two flanking her sides. The cauldron reads "garlic and onion," and from left-to-right the witches read: "My roommate saying 'smells good'", "me," "my other roommate saying 'smells good'."

Three green-skinned clip-art witches surrounding a cauldron. In the middle is one witch stirring the cauldron with the other two flanking her sides. The cauldron reads "garlic and onion," and from left-to-right the witches read: "My roommate saying 'smells good'", "me," "my other roommate saying 'smells good'."

05.02.2026 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3911    ๐Ÿ” 1113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Fern using Zoltraak

Fern using Zoltraak

โ€œKill them with kindnessโ€
Wrong. Zoltraak!

21.09.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 224    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

if I saw Several People I would pass away (positive)

06.02.2026 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
photo of the programme for the toronto production of & juliet, taken from the second row

photo of the programme for the toronto production of & juliet, taken from the second row

unobstructed view of the stage

unobstructed view of the stage

i've used up all the "one more time" and "oops i did it again" jokes. i'm at the juliet show

06.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no new pictures, where are you at mentally?

03.02.2026 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ใ‚ทใƒฅใƒผใƒ‹ใ‚ง&ใ‚ฆใƒดใƒญ

20.11.2024 09:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 732    ๐Ÿ” 377    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How will the little bee scream for me...โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’›

02.02.2026 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1956    ๐Ÿ” 781    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
a handmade marionette monster photographed in front of a snowbank. it has long arms with branch-like hands, a long neck with a false human face & a lower jaw like a sperm whale, & is dressed in all white/off-white lace & rags with pearl accents. watermark says "Ezra Rose"

a handmade marionette monster photographed in front of a snowbank. it has long arms with branch-like hands, a long neck with a false human face & a lower jaw like a sperm whale, & is dressed in all white/off-white lace & rags with pearl accents. watermark says "Ezra Rose"

a close up of the face of the marionette with its open jaw & teeth visible below.

a close up of the face of the marionette with its open jaw & teeth visible below.

i know i've been pretty quiet but here's the result of my January: a totally handmade, fully-functional marionette created for a local winter-themed puppet show. she's called the Winter Maw & she'll eat you alive, just like real winter

02.02.2026 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3910    ๐Ÿ” 1214    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

timeline cleanse, teenage crush?

02.02.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

well Somebody played coffee talk

02.02.2026 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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