Ricky Martin Van Buren

#aewdynamite

@hangmanpage.bsky.social you gotta get rid of or put bigger pockets on the back of those pants my dude

Why don’t Lego Masters contestants ever have to walk barefoot across a floor of loose legos to prove their worthiness?

It’s like we always say, “shots before ice cream, you’re living the dream. Ice cream before shots, you better not!”

A six-panel cartoon titled "real and implied birds". In the two panels in the top row, there's a rough legged-hawk sailing through the sky, next to a smooth legged hawk, which has smooth human legs. In the second row, there's a great-crested flycatcher looking dapper, next to an ok-crested flycatcher that has just a slightly less nice crest. In the third row, there's a mountain chickadee standing up on stones, next to a valley chickadee peeking out from a dip between stones. In the fourth row, there's a least bittern standing in some reeds, next to a most bittern that is enormous and stomping through a city, with people running in fear, helicopters overhead, and an overturned car on fire.

Another thing I made this year: Real and implied birds.

Don’t steal*.

*this includes a special appearance by my arm.

A dork in a bright pink shirt with the Outrunners Meat Spin design on it, wearing a bright pink hat that says outrunners, holding his arms up in a flex pose and sticking out his tongue. Turbo Floyd, you sonofabitch!

Today we are all the youngest men alive. #aew #fullgear #outrunners #spintowin

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The youngest men alive, getting vascular

Cities Say They Store Property Taken From Homeless Encampments. People Rarely Get Their Things Back. Storage programs are meant to protect people’s property rights and allow them to reclaim their possessions. But they rarely accomplish either objective, according to a ProPublica investigation of citi...

“I had nowhere to go — no place, no tent, no nothing. I couldn’t even feed myself”

Cities Say They Store Property Taken From #Homeless Encampments. People Rarely Get Their Things Back.

by @nicolesantacruz.bsky.social Asia Fields & Ruth Talbot @propublica.org
www.propublica.org/article/home...

do you think it’s too early to put up my toyotathon decorations

JUST ANNOUNCED by #AEW CEO & GM @tonykhan.bsky.social !

Konosuke Takeshita (c) vs. Ricochet for the #AEW International Championship at #AEWFullGear THIS SATURDAY!

allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

New phone new phone new phone shiiiiiiiny

Large brown lizard with spiny scales and a long tail curving off to the left hanging onto a concrete wall

MOAR LIZARDS

It’s Wednesday, you know what that means! #AEWDynamite

Me bringing up something wrestling around my non-wrestling friends like...

I see a lot of people posting the RFK jr eating McDonald’s picture as symbolic of his lost dignity and I get that it’s a funny joke but please understand that RFK jr never had dignity

I am new to actually posting on social media (formerly just a doomscroller). I think it’s gonna take awhile to find my footing and have anything resembling “an identity”. Having lots of fun exploring bsky so far though.

If you see this, post a birb

A squirrel squeezed between haphazardly stacked cushions on an outdoor loveseat, in front of a brown fence. Agave cactus in lower left corner.

Squirrel perched on cushion of outdoor furniture, facing the camera with a pecan in its mouth

Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness, like a squirrel

Here’s the video I made after a commercial said “monoclonal antibodies” too many times and then it got stuck in my head to the tune of Lovin’ Every Minute Of It by Loverboy.

Literally bsky.app/profile/numb...

Billy Bob Thornton

Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai

🤞 31 years and 6” reach is tough to overcome

Is there a bluesky blues guy who could be my blues guide? #blues #bluesguy #folkmusic

are we still calling them skeets i hope so

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.

if aew was smart, they'd lean into making harley cameron the bugs bunny of the women's division